Lower zone vs God.

Discussion in 'humor' started by Von_Steyr, Jan 13, 2017.

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Who would win?

  1. Lower Zone.

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    71.4%
  2. God.

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    28.6%
  1. Von_Steyr

    Von_Steyr Guest

    Who would win?
    I`d say lower zone, it can crush as hard as Conan :hillbilly:
     
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  3. IllBert

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    God is for pussies.
     
  4. flyingsleeves

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    If you want this poll to be proper, you must start a second one asking the same exact question, but with an additional third option.
     
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  5. DarthFader

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    Chuck Norris showed Conan how to crush.
     
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  6. atreehaseyes

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    This comment next to your profile picture makes said profile picture appear to be a fleshlight.

    Just thought you should know.

    Edit: Oh, and I agree. God getting gangbanged by a bunch of butch lesbians wearing big black strap-ons is actually a chapter in my adult-themed book, "Biblerotica." It's just before the chapter after the crucifixion when Jesus and Judas have make-up sex. Check it out on Amazon.

    Edit #2: All of that was totally uncalled for, which makes it all the more necessary.
     
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  7. Von_Steyr

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    But can he kill a valcher like that?its a tricky angle.
    [​IMG]
     
  8. DarthFader

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    Nah. The Norris has become vegetarian. I guess we'll have to leave the biting of evil combat chickens to our man Conan.
     
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    You don't fuck with a god
     
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    Believe it or not, but again, when clicking from the AZ feed I thought "Oh, a new VS thread!" and I was right, AGAIN! :rofl:
     
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  11. Von_Steyr

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    :mates:
     
  12. ia

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    Personally my gf likes my lower zone, but I think god is much cooler guy than me
     
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  13. spacetime

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    God does not fight, kind of OP if you control the very existence of the matter your opponent is made from
     
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  14. n0xin

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    good point! :wink: ...or should I say "God" point! :rofl:
     
  15. Cav Emp

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    Let the record reflect that for two days and running, the Lower Zone has posted a shutout over God.
     
  16. Herr Durr

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    it's good to be God and all.. or even "The Lower Zone.."

    but now.. "The Weekend" has Selena Gomez... :deep_facepalm:
     
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  17. Cav Emp

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    She only has a few good years left. That babyface "grown up 13 year old" look doesn't age well.

    just sayin :wink:
     
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    You should add few more names to that poll:
    Chuck Norris
    Gordon Freeman
    Nathan Drake
    and Lara Croft

    :rofl:
     
  19. Herr Durr

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    you know you'd hit it... just sayin' ...:bleh:
     
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  20. Cav Emp

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    Tell me which family member I have to sacrifice. I'm in.
     
  21. Herr Durr

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    nah man.. I heard she'll settle for your left one...

    what was the topic here again..? oh yeah God..

    don't forget Eric Clapton... oh.. wait.. he's already God
     
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