Privet. Hello.
I currently have so many esoteric plugins and chain setups (rolling 32768 samples realtime "universal mastering chain"), software and I've broken the Matrix when it comes to Audio quality/volume and alike a couple of times. I'd like to share this with someone, in case I cease to exist. I'm looking for someone who is pure of heart and open-minded, cares about integrity and in return can help me out with what I want and need (stimulus, and a growing affection for music.. and warez). Someone who I am planning to meet IRL one day and just kiss that smile!

If interested, just write me

All the best, nsajuewa

 

If you're female, then i'm in.

 

Let's keep politics out of our common vision ;)

 

Privet. Esoteric plugins. Chain set-ups. Broken matrix. In case I cease to exist. Pure of heart. Stimulus. Affection for warez. Meet and kiss that smile.
About the only thing missing is a meaningful experience in a hot tub. Even without it I score it a 97 on the "creepy post" scale.

 

I forgot to ask are you the master or the apprentice?

 

I wonder if it correlates with the ScoreMeter I'm working with

 

Both.

 

I generally have a rule where I reserve comments for topics that contain some thread of sanity. This fails the test and I will beg your forgiveness as I politely excuse myself.

 

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I definitely do have old "forgotten" plugins to magical numbers when it comes to Hz and "bits" - universal mastering chains, chains that bring the spiritual dimension audible, tools to measure perceived audio quality (very real).. I have a fat stash that I've prolly forgotten half about. I'm 1.5 years into music. It's been one fucked ride.

 

Ozzy just called, can he have his stash back please

 

'EEEEFFiN HATRED TO MAAANKiiiiND

 

recommend
https://www.amazon.com/Master-His-Emissary-Divided-Western/dp/0300245920

or

 

i dled that book 3 years ago, shall read it.

 

I master my apprentice every morning but my record is 3 times in one day

 

It's already been done before.

 

I mast apprentice your input.

 

Thread title implies op likes being once removed from the experience, ie a voyeur to the master & apprentice.
Are you looking for a master?
Or do you need an apprentice?

 

I could be 3rd party, and you just cracked me up