knowing the identity of Oly, could it put your life in danger?

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  1. Riddim Machine

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    You will see Olymoon's face after trespassing a zone with 5 thousand hitmen with AR-15 and Ak-47. If you do so, he will probably be uploading some new sample packs of panflutes at the sister site with his grenade launcher waiting for some fool to obliterate, just like Scarface.


    Fact: Oly always survives, Montana died.
     
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    Oly kills
    Not for fun
    Or pleasure,
    Nor out of
    Any deep seeded
    Need for revenge.
    As the foot soldier,
    Bodyguard and right hand
    Man of Saint who resides, presides
    On his great granite throne of stone
    High up in the pristine and
    Rarified airs of Valhalla,
    YES.......
    Only those who endanger his master
    Are those that are dealt with
    Quickly, efficiently and with no moral regret
    Foster...
    RIP
     
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    Do not look upon Oly's face, for you shall become a pillar salt. Heed my warning!
     
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    You don't get to search about Oly...he/she/it/vip will find you first and give you answers.
    Of course nobody's lived to tell 'em so it remains an enigma.
    There're things better left unknown...

    Signed: HP Lovecraft :rofl:

    PS.
    That so kind of you. I kinda relate to this guy right now...[​IMG]
     
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  8. Trurl

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    If you have not been contacted accept that you are unworthy and move on with your life.
     
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    I have a disease. While i read your poem, some drums with blast beats and metal riffs started playing in my head. I read it at 185 BPM with death growl vocals.
     
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    Sweat not my friend. That's called good taste in poetry.

    Ok, some.. ahem... doping also helps. But it just "enhances" the experience.
     
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    I recently had a hypnotherapy session and a past life emerged (his/my name was Karen then) and... yep.
     
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    I do believe your on(to) something:cheers:.
     
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  13. Ryck

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    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt??????????????????????????? :wow::beg::crazy:
    So it was true Oly it's an AI!!

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    Well it does say at the bottom "may produce inacurate information about people, places..."

    So, this part...
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    ...is probably fake.
     
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  15. Ryck

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    :rofl:
    you are right I already had
    relaxed and put away my shovel. I will go back to take it out to continue digging my grave
     
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    OlyGPT, a great new VST plugin cracker created by R2R :guru: i bet thats coming
     
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    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttt???????????????????????????
    Sorry, I don't speak gibberish
     
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    Oly's identity is










































    known by his/her parents. :)
     
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    Oly could be Yolanda from Uganda
    or a 49er San Frankensky
    What we know for sure is his honest demure
    Risk mitigation risk mitigation
    Stop - block and KILL!

    Hallelujah Hallelujah
    If you go strait Oly won't have to kill ya!
     
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