good combo done right.. will be on the lookout for this one...hopefully can get it shipped
but they probably found a way to designate it a choking hazard here...

@thantrax what's the good brand in Italia..?
Have seen baci before, but not even sure if it's made there..

 

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You can get it on amazon.You can also get Milka with whole hazelnuts on amazon, one of my favorites


This guy made a commercial for Milka and then they used him and made a techno remix.
This was way before any Youtube remixes, it was in 1994.

 

I prefer the cocholate "produced" in family-laboratory. You can see a chocolate map in Italy here (11 best site).

If you can try this... is delicious (industrial production) but really sweet made in Turin (Torino).

 

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Wait... I'm actually supposed to eat the Kinder egg chocolate?
Dayum. I thought I was meant to put it over my nose and pretend I was a koala bear.
Boy, do I feel dumb now!

 

 

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The Ferrero Kinder stuff is really horrible as well as the company itself. Their past ad campaign spoke of how healthy one if their crapola products was because it was made from milk, that awful Milk Slice slime in a pseudo chocolate sandwich sewer swill. Really awful stuff and the kind of advertising that rankles my caw.

 

Kinder eggs are dangerous!!!

I live in ex-communist country just on the border with the other, that never was.. and they had Kinder eggs and we had, well... same shit only different (poor design) packaging. So in 1990 I sold my communist soul for KINDER!

BTW wouldn't KOMMUNIST be a nice name for a new NI synth?

Edit: I can see that the logo design has already been taken care of.. strangely similar from 80s

 

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Kommunist - Makes you see red
Konsumer - Bass that devours you

Can someone photoshop dat shit and post it over to NI?

>
NI < receives material
NI > profit
kommunist - konsumer > ying yang > balance > profit > because I said it
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Chis grammer ist greet. Mibi hist spilling tho... Perheps le kokolate well iffect hist guaist, bit eff cerse ye wer awer bout dat. Monies maketh esually begger guaists und hav ist cerrellatien weth resserces. Dank mi fur educaten ye! Bettar wetch yer grammer!

Dixionari fri, bit mi no hav teem fur dat.

(I actually used one for this; not)

 

Talking about "Milchschnitte"? I just ate one. Delicious chemicals!

The real secret is that most kinder products were originally aimed at children, but consumed mostly by adults. Don't ask me why. Well, actually ask me why. Because they are delicious. And because of this thread I visited the drawer, where I still have all the toys from the kinder eggs. Roughly 100 of them. And quite some treasures! My Donald Duck from 1987 is currently at €13, and its package leaflet €60. My Hippi Hippo from 1988 currently at €50, package leaflet €45. Another twenty years and I can buy me a house

 

tulamide is right; who doesn't have the need for milk sweetness cannot really like kinder products; the name itself reveals who they are for! The only kinder product I dislike and don't understand is the maxi king! Kinder bueno tastes something like kinderlada which apparently had only been manufactured in the former Yugoslavia under license! the best of their products are milchschnitte and schoko-bons which I wish to call schokobonbons!!!
Oh and by the way kinderlada was far better than nutella can ever be, but maybe this is because I... cannot live without milk sweetness, although I don't like the taste of fresh milk!

 

you guys are hilarious!!

no doubt, majority of us americans are asshole pussys... and they have to sue evrytime they're too fuckin stupid to NOT hurt themselves.

Nevr the less, my mom came home from Bonaire with a big bag of those fuckers... they're AMAZING!!

but they didn't have any toys in 'em.

 

Duplo is damn good and can rival even a lot more expensive chocolates.

 

definitely need to put something nutritional or functional into those kinder eggs

perhaps a piece of bread, cheeseburger or a bullet will improve the fda rating?

 

Have they changed it? Duplo used to look like this at our place:

 

on my way to update my amazon cart.... if avail, damn that looks tasty

feh... only have @fraifikmushi 's log form one...

I suspect @Von_Steyr 's was the original one with whole nuts....
now just hazelnut flakes in a choco LOG... pffft

 

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Both exist.Though the version i posted is Italian i think.The version i posted is better than kinder bueno.

 

Hehe....let us know how it goes and how much its gonna cost you?

 

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New What's inside of those eggs is not just cheap junk. Some of those Kinder egg items - how do you call them correctly in english? - are collectables of quite some value, some of them are traded for over 10000 €.

"On what planet is this the case" ,I can walk outta my place right now and to the local shop n buy one within 5 minutes and i can assure you its a load of plastic bullcrap aimed at young kids
And at no point whatsoever, in histories entirety has there ever been a valuable kinder egg...
Btw "Those of you not knowing what it tastes like arent missing much its similar to a really really thin milkybar with a bit of milk choc......But essentially its nothin to fuss over at all.......

 

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