Joke that only guitarists will appreciate ...

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  1. Cardamom

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  3. Polomo

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    Joke that only guitarists will appreciate ...
    Totally true here

    I don't get It (I believe I have a clue, but not sure . Is it because of the replicas from Fender itself (Mexico builds))
    If not can some help me to understand ?
     
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    The 'Tele' in the joke above is shorthand for the much-loved fender telecaster...
     
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    Now I got it :rofl:
     
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    :)

    tele as in telecaster
     
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    Haha I totally get it. The pickup and knobs and 3-way are sexual innuendos and the Fender is a play on drunken benders. (play on letters in the order and scale of 2, b d f). The 1 year younger again is trading up for a newer model, (dating a younger girl).

    In the end it didn't work because he said Man! Which meant, all of this was for naught, because he was gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that).
     
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    Windows over Macs

    and

    Teles over Strats

    any day! :yes:
     
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    I once heard this joke told by politician. He read it from a... teleprompter.:hahaha:
     
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    Pssst, this "tele"-marketer would be SOL, unless he was trying to pitch me a Soloist over my DKMG. :metal::rofl:
    Nice post, Cardamom. :wink:

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