Madonna, Diddy, Kayne West, Taylor Swift, Dr Dre…. Do you think these superstars have some kind of smashing artistic message to share with the world? What they all do is just cash in on their fame: J-Lo (in her own small way) does the same thing, it's called showbusiness
Imagine if someone offered you $1million cash to fart for 10mins on the mic during the Superbowl: Would you be in doubt whether doing it or not, thinking it would be unethical?

 

I was so worried when I saw the thread.

 

20 million sounds more like a good Tax evasion!

 

Very good point.

The music industry landscape has changed so much since the last time she released anything.

I would have thought she would have had knowledgeable people around her advising her on the best way to approach a new release.

Would also have made sense to book smaller venues with the option to upgrade to larger arenas if the sales were there. I see this practice all the time in my country. More often than not, bands upsize their venues when ticket sales are good. That way, regardless of the venues capacity, it's normally a full house.

Personally, I always preferred playing in a 1200 capacity venue compared to a 6000+ venue.

 

I would take it but would pass out fragrant spray to the crowd because...I'm just that way. I would be loved for my kind gesture which further enable the jumpstart my personality recognition, start a YT channel and garner fame and fortune with my signature fart to begin and end every post...along with tagline sound effect of deodorant spray. I'm just looking for something like that to come my way so that I could finally become famous and it little matters the what for. Generations ahead they would still be wring poems about me and my statue would adorn public parks all around the world.

 

I tried watching it . . . turned it off after 5-minutes. I couldn't figure out what it was . . . some kind of extended music video . . . musical . . . advertisement? Crap music.

 

dynamic mic or condensor? what kind of preamp. I'm an artist after all...

 

what really stalled my career was trying to figure out how to get 6,000 people in my bathroom shower, which is where I really sound best.

 

this why God invented Instagram Filters..

 

you'd think this would be bad publicity, but in modern times having "Gun Mule" on your resume is a real standout and can get you on the "A" list, especially if you have a large purse or handbag that can hold a couple Kilo's of "special effects" for the film you are working on.

 

taylor swift + jennifer lopez etc etc all the same kind of ... that

 

I'll buy your Fart Sample Pack, for sure

 

$20 million that will be written off for tax purposes.
She spent a decade out of music concentrating on being a movie star.
People's tastes change along with the landscape.
If her ego can't handle that, that's a reality check for her.
Sad Ben Affleck memes, commence!

 

10 minutes farting? the person would have to be careful to not shit on the mic
i wouldnt want to be on this superbowl

 

+ makeup, lighting, tape, and some editing

Super(toilet)bowl.

 

meh cant imagine her selling out stadiums even in the best of times. great dancer she should have stuck to that

 

we all feel better in the dark...

 

Do you actually think that I wouldn't use a filter? I'm a professional!

 

Sex sells it, as for JLO, her ass sold it much better than her voice in the past