JakeyJakeWacko says fuck this website and the garbage people that rot inside it

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  1. The Pirate

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    My name is Jakey Jake Wacko, and I am here to tell you about my horrible experience I had with a couple of modarfakars here on my Omnisphere thread.
    Thsose fucking dudes @The Pirate and @Talula didn't want to help me with Omnisphere installation. Them 2 modarfackars ignored me! Yes, they both ignored me. So I have to go to the Omnisphere release by @The Pirate modarfakar and find the answer on my own. Them 2 rotten people made me search for the answer. @Talula only replied to me 18 times, and told me to read instructions. Can you believe that? Only 18 times! And the other Russian, @The Pirate also told me to read instructions as well. WTF is wrong with them? On top of that they had their little joke in Russian. But I showed them am smarter, and don't need their fucking help. It only took me 17 days to understand the instructions, and figure it all out. Only 17 days, and then I gave my self a "Best Answer" because am the one that figure it all out after just 17 days. They so jelaous of my achievement that they both told me to go fuck myself. That pervert @Xupito called me an assmoron. BTW, what the fuck is that? And even @Olymoon went on to tell me that nobody here owes me anything. Really? Listen up Moderfakars, fuck this website and the garbage people that rot inside it to stroke a niche digital ego. Next time I ask for something, you better help me. You are here to help me with anything and everything. If you don't I will shut this fucking website down. True that!

    Before I go I would like to announce my next project. My next project will be cracking the iLok and the cure for COVID 19. If I was able to figure out Omnisphere in just 17 days, I can crack iLok, and create a vaccine for that COVID 19 shit in 34 days max.

    Signed by JakeyJakeWacko
     
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  3. No Avenger

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    Absolutely right. :yes: I mean, look at his Ratings Received, that's why Da Py-Rat, as we call him, has 7822 negative ratings and 68 Worst Answers - and the day isn't over yet.
     
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  4. Talula

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    these modarfackars Russians are everywhere!:suicide:
     
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    What did I do this time? :dunno:
    Oh, that. True.
    And it gets worse. They can't help hacking the shit out of everywhere they are!!!
     
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  6. The Pirate

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    Yes! Everywhere you go there are those modarfakar Russians. You go to Brighton Beach, in Brooklyn, modarfakar Russians all over. Looks like Москва. Go to Sunny Isles, in Miami, and it is like Санкт-Петербург with all them idiots driving Rolls Royce, speaking that language, and writing crazy. I came to AudioZ and AudioSex, to get away from the modarfaks and they have a big Russian gang. First they ignore you, and then they gang up on you. Fak all of them all modarfakars Russians.

    Signed by JakeJakeWacko
     
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  7. Talula

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    it's not new video, but... just watch it


    and with russian translating for all russian modarfakars
     
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    How in the world are this guys gonna master the plugin to make some music if they can't even past the install?
     
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    They will blame their failures on the Russians
     
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    Pirate's the worst.... I ask him for some help with Omnisphere install once and he pulled out his balls and said "all you have to do is patch my dongle....
     
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  12. exr777

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    :rofl:
     
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    Where you been at vro?
     
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    E-drama is for teenagers and women :wink:
     
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    @The Pirate
    Was that a private message sent to you?
     
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    Exactly, that is why you are here.:hahaha:
     
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    You need to calibrate that meter. Meter is all fucked up.
     
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    Hey Pirate, just sippin on some purple with the ol' lady in a van down by the river
     
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    Fuck the Russians, Russians are the root of all evil.

    Love and Rainbows,

    Rachel Maddow

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  20. exr777

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    We are long past the Russians. Went to Ukrainians, now it's the Chinese.
    I really hope the next will be Luthuania. If you know what I mean...
     
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    now she is my idol!:goodpost:
     
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