It's always the hot ones..

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  1. Tele_Vision

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    If this scares you, you wouldn't have married my wife...
    Should I change this thread to humour section? :rofl:
     
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    She didn't like your music?
     
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    Damn, is she actually 53? She's hot... I would date her :rofl:
    I'm sure your marriage never gets boring
    :lmao::hahaha:
    Do it! :rofl:
     
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    Had worse
     
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    I think we might have different definitions of what constitutes a 'hot' one.
    To each his own though.

    Florida man meets Florida woman;
    Man throws baby at police chasing him.
    Meth, is a hell of a drug.

    Coastal French, Catalan, Andalusian, Southern Italian, shit that entire female population withing 50 miles of the Mediterranean sea from Portugal to Bosnia Women born within 50 miles of a hot body of salty water don't count in a scenario like this, you know what you are getting into when get on the ride. If you buy a Ferrari it might be in the garage way more often than a Honda, but on the days that it's running, it's RUNNING. :crazy::hahaha:
     
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    Right :wink:
    My wife is Caribbean ... Hot sea too if we look for similitude. :rofl:

    OK, changed to humor section.
     
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    FIxed.
    Same hot water, same effect, the salt gets in their brain and turns everything up to 11.
     
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    But this applies to men too, doesn't it? Why my shrink never told me that??!!

    PS. I live in sunny coast too :rofl:
    PS2. I don't do meth. That I can remember at least :lmao:
     
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    If meeting naked crazy women in bars isn't your thing, there's always online dating

     
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    That's what Cannibal drug does to Karens,
    they go all Wild and Pogo on the customer service, lucky she wasn't hungry tho.. :yes:
     
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    :facepalm:

    I know of one person who had a bi-polar girlfriend that did not believe he was working nights. She went into his underwear drawers while he was out and rubbed them all down with birdseye chillies. What none of us could work out was how he could not smell something.
    He recovered in hospital just fine.
     
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    Just wondering what he aimed the taser at...
     
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    Oh man, I hadn't thought of that :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    But seriously, that's a hot potato for the officer. If he wasn't alone most def draw the shortest straw:rofl:
     
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    thats nothing....my ex girlfriend tried to run me over with a car because I would not give her a ring. then she had the audacity to ask my mom why I would not marry her....dodged a bullet. women man.......
     
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    Oh man, I just saw it :rofl::rofl:
    More than 65000 texts... as a nerdy-techie I hope at least they were 65536. Still wouldn't date her. I have this weird hobby called "to breath" :rofl:
     
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    Yup, they're putting rings in their nose now cause no one will put one on their finger.
     
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