Public Service Announcement! The system is corrupt!...The system is falling apart!...@Olymoon and @Andrew are taking bribes and fail to serve justice...Omnisphere threads are getting bigger and bigger in numbers than ever before...We all loved the once helpful fellow member @The Pirate but now he's a lunatic that lost his fucking mind and did a gender-reassignment shortly afterwards...@Xupito's non-stop masturbating has gotten out of control...@Stryves is out of meds...@Sylenth.Will.Fall has fallen!...Foster can't be dealt with properly and keeps coming back, and much more that would take ages to describe! Look in the Sky!,look in the Mirror!,look in the ceiling!,the signs are freakin' everywhere! Audiosex is going downhill and all of us will be dragged down with it if a leadership change doesn't happen soon...I personally vouch for myself to be the new leader because I'm a power hungry bastard!

@SAiNT has 24 hours to think about this and appoint a new leader otherwise me and my goons will shut this bitch down...

P.S. I snorted large amounts of Omnisphere before writing this thread so I can assure you that I have a clear conscience.

2nd P.S In case you didn't noticed this is in the humour section...

3rd and last P.S. @SAiNT, haha nothing against you mate, love you.If it weren't for your efforts, both Audioz and Audiosex wouldn't be the never improving awesomeness they are today!

 

Last edited: Apr 7, 2020

Shut it down!

 

Last edited: Apr 6, 2020

I did not want to but did it out of necessity. As a man I was getting me no pussy. I was ugly, broke, small dick. Now as a lesbian, it is a different story. I am beautiful, I get paid for showing my body naked on webcams, and have a big strap on dildo. Look at my girlfriend on my avatar.

 

So now it's not just *corona* - it's *mad cow* too!

 

Jumps on the stage, tap dances his way majestically across the floor and promptly crashes into the newly situated pot plants disappearing behind them

 

@The Pirate, just use your real pic, Laura:

 

But NOW he's a lunatic? Was there ever a time he wasn't? Admittedly since his sex change he has become more personable.. well no maybe he hasn't :P


What's that over THERE

<<Hides!

 

Shit, who else would be crazy enough to run AudioSex and it's sister site...it seems like a thankless job.
(Also, The Pirate gets a pass for any lunacy he exhibits; his handle essentially gives him a pass for any and all actions. )

 

@Notorious Green Forgot to mention @Smoove Grooves has become rough AF.

 

oO I wonder if @SAiNT looks at these threads shaking his head and thinking to himself. 'when will these bloody kids grow up'

 

Of 'course Saint's seen the thread; he's Omnipresent, like god, he's just choosing not to respond to heathens...like god.

 

The line, "P.S. I snorted large amounts of Omnisphere before writing this thread so I can assure you that I have a clear conscience." had me laughing for a solid minute.

Just remember not to do too much Omnisphere. Don't forget what it does to people:
https://audiosex.pro/threads/psa-stop-using-omnisphere-now.52887/

 

Psst I knew dat, I was tryin' to get him to join in :P

 

@ The Pirate - I thought they were BOTH your Pirate Polygamist wives. I suggest a new Reality TV show for TLC. Sister Pirates. Or Pirate Polygamists. Every episode will show you all sitting around doing a lot of *krak*

 

You mean "BSE"..., I thought that this shit was long gone?!

 

And now @The Pirate - on very close inspection - you're barely visible in the avatar pic, squished in tight in the middle...

 

I will make public the PM you sent me.

What now? Anybody messes with this bitch I will put you out there in Google.

 

WATCH IT !!!! Could be an Anti-Semitic phrase ! (While i am part Palestinian and Semitic)

 

Dear @ The Pirate: You are *sexy AF* - all three of you! I want to take pics of us all together doing *krak* I promise not to tell my wife. Hopefully your pirate wives won't tell either. PS.... *Mac, PLEASE!*

 

Dear @ The Pirate: I hope you can help. I want you and your wives to show me and my wife how to do it... how to install Omnisphere!!!