It is not easy being @the pirate. I need a shrink ASAP

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  1. The Pirate

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    I guess if you were Jack Sparrow, you could also say that ass got j*cked! Oh, thank god - Team CE-V.R (Coronal-Edition Viral Relief) has provided a new distraction... *Mac PLEASE!*
     
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    I have a phunny theory I just thought up about *the scene* - it was suggested recently things might've been a bit slow b/c with everyone in quarantine, *access* might be limited. Based on that hypothesis, in these interesting times, it's been wonderful for instance an ENTIRE MONTH has been granted free access to a suite of Aligned Plugs, if you know what I mean. So, based on that theory... well, that's a lot of *access granted!* I think it wouldn't be too Olympic a feat to wake up and face the Rising Sun and soon find a nice surprise waiting for us - but that could just be how my Brain Works.
     
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    i also need help installing help?
     
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    r you from canada ?
     
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    Tell them @The Pirate sent you. They will crack it for you.
     
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    She is from Cuba. Them fucking Cubans love to repeat the same words within a sentence.

    Signed by Fidel Castro
     
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  8. tun

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    do you crack cuban women too? help me out bro i wont tell my wife!
     
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    I am cracking one right now. That sweet booty Cubanita Camila Cabello. Here is proof bro!

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    damn man! i wish you would share your cracks with us!
    i will PM you and you can tell me in secret. i wont tell others i promise!!!!
     
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    Bro you are learning from the guy in number 17.
     
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    WAIT I GOT IT I ACTUALLY GOT IT I WAS MISSING SOME VITAL INFO BUT I GOT IT THANKS @The Pirate
     
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    I told you! All you needed to say was that you know me. They will fix you up with a crack for sure. Eric Persing is a good guy.
     
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    he is my hero! i wish i was allowed to know who it was :rofl:
     
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    Unless he tells you, you will never know. Sorry but i have to protect the identity of my clients.
     
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  18. kitvonk

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    Spoken like a true Pirate.

    or

    An ASS KRAKEN.

    I'm not sure which:rofl:
     
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    Signed by The Pirate's Ass Kisser aka @kitvonk aka MAC please! I'm fed up with all these groupies. GTFOH! PLEASE GTFOOMML! NOW!
     
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  20. kitvonk

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    @The Pirate, I was just thinking... maybe you could the help - of a shrink!
     
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