It is not easy being @the pirate. I need a shrink ASAP

Discussion in 'humor' started by The Pirate, Mar 22, 2020.

  1. kitvonk

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    "PPPS.... *Mac, PLeasE!*"
     
  2. VintageDOC

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    "It's not easy being a shrink....get me a Pirate ASAP"
    -Sigmund Freud (the early works)
     
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    I gave you the wrong impression then. I found the whole Foster persona entertaining, from the "inquiring theme" with the pink panther avatar that was continued with the countless "investigative/deductive" threads he opened, but that's just my taste of humour. I agree that Foster phrase is the most funnily outrageous to be uttered ever, and it's the reason why i quoted it. Anyway, i mentioned that whole jazz thread was hillarious, didn't i... :rofl:
    You can't ignore the fact he irritated too many members, but i guess you find that hillarious too hehehe. Personally, i gotta admit that after a while, the everyday-posting-a-new-troll thread and also popping in every other thread to speak the usual Foster nonsense, had started to become tiresome.
     
  4. kitvonk

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    Did *Foster* ever go here by his real name? St*v*n Slat*
     
  5. kitvonk

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    "Dear @The ASS KRAKEN... can you help me install Ana 2? And make sure to please put in the Chord Memory Device! Mac, Please!"
     
  6. The Pirate

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    @kitvonk You want Mac? Here is your fucking Mac. Now GTFOH with your Macs you fucking AAK
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    Info: For MAC fans only AAK = Apple Ass Kisser
     
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  7. kitvonk

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    Can I get fries with that?
     
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    Dunno bout the fries, but he can definetely help you install ANAL 2, errr... somewhere... :hahaha:
     
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  9. The Pirate

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    :hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::goodpost::rofl:

    You killed it with that one! LMMFAOL :bow:
     
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  10. kitvonk

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  11. kitvonk

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    Sh*t, I walked right into that one!
     
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  12. kitvonk

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    Ha, ha - that means definitely playing chords with just ONE FINGER... f*ck
     
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  13. Stryves

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    This is a fairly accurate assessment. On an honest note, my antipsychotic medication ran out yesterday. People are hoarding meds now too. So who I was yesterday may not be who I am today and that $1000 will be a mystery to even me... mystery even to me. even mystery me too.

    Yeah my lyrics gonna be fun this week.
     
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    :facepalm:Classic beginner's mistake. Every custom skin other than this
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    messes up the haptic sonic quality. :yes:

    Yeah, sure. After @taskforce asked me to insert a compressor (see https://audiosex.pro/threads/it-is-...i-need-a-shrink-asap.52674/page-6#post-463563) into his fragile SSL (shit sounding litter) console, I'm desperate for money. So be prepared to have your black AmEx CC ready.

    And fuck the AES, I rule the EBU. :guru:
     
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  15. The Pirate

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    i forgot to mention we voted you out of the AES. Sorry.
    I will collect payment for that one.
     
  16. kitvonk

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    wow - Looks like I'll need some abl*ton skin, too!
     
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  20. kitvonk

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    :rofl:
     
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