It is not easy being @the pirate. I need a shrink ASAP

Discussion in 'humor' started by The Pirate, Mar 22, 2020.

  1. Olymoon

    Olymoon Moderator

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    Yeah, I usually don't take action about PM. But in N°1 case I made an exception.
    About helping people, my personal policy, is, unless the Very recently registered, if I know the answer is here, I don't answer.
    If I receive insults, I try to answer like an English lord or something, just to make the difference..
     
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  2. jhagen

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    no way to block all incoming messages and while list few friends?
    Ask the Saints to do the job?
     
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  3. jynx

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    WTF!!

    Naaaaah we cant be havin that now can we eh!!

    Name n shame em Geeeezah!

    Name n shame em!

    Guns at dawn my friend!! we got ya back! Or at least 99% of us do!
     
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  4. The Pirate

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    That guy in #1 had some mental health issues for sure. I agree with you in that it is always good policy for MODs to stay out of whatever takes place in private, unless it is a nutcase like that "FUCK YOU" dude who opened a new account, after getting ban, just to insult me.
     
  5. The Pirate

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    There is a setting in which you can restrict incoming conversations to just those members that you follow.
     
  6. jynx

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    Jesus H christ Pirate mate!!!

    I was readin the msgs, and so many are non specific requests , and just plain bloody stupid!!

    Id've been embarrased to ask "can u help me with vsts, or my favourite, i wanna use fl studio but dont have money"

    Why the bloody hell didnt they just fukn browse the site for plugs instead of askin for you to send em non specific vst's , how utterly ridiculous!!

    And you sure as fuck cant let the ignorance/arrogance of these unappreshiative moronic fucktards to get the best of you or they damn well win dont they!

    I couldnt even read more than a mere 6 or 7 msgs you got tbh, i was gettn irri-fukn-tated , and theyre not even to me!

    "hah, oh my dayzz 17 is indeed hilarious"

    we'd all love to make a hit , but the fact this person believes this plugin is the key to his success is way beyond hilarity!

    13 sounds as though their looking to start a relasionship, nay a fling shall we say, having you on the side as theyre dirty lil secret!

    Its enuff to make even the most mentally balanced individual go into pchycological meltdown...
     
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  7. Stryves

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    Oh man, you got it all wrong. Majority are polite, but those others... Maybe they just wanted to see/hear you go fuck yourself. Maybe they're confused and thought this was a Cam site a that we just make audio recordings of sex.

    Audio sex professionals. Give in to the people Pirate, record that professional self fucking of the century.
     
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  8. The Pirate

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    Bro are you sure you are not that dude on #5?:cheers:
     
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  9. proxie

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    "It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer". That is the key. As my signature states "the problem is not the problem.The problem is your attitude about the problem".

    that's the best answer nice one
     
  10. exr777

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    Please send me Kontakt X !
    Do you have it?
     
  11. The Pirate

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    Tell me about it! Some crazy people in this side of the net. Bro the other day, I was trying to install Omnisphere on someone using TeamViewer and the poor guy had not one, not two, not three but 6 different AV programs in his W 10. :hahaha: I was like :wtf:this shit is FUCKING CRAZY! I have never before seen such a level of paranoia.:facepalm:
     
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  12. Daskeladden

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    Cannot wait to cuss out and insult retarded board members again. But have to wait to April 12

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  13. jynx

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    Naaaah , you gotta be pulling my pisser?

    you for real.....6 av'z .... "Here i was in blissfull ignorance thinking 3 was the magic number"

    Thats ridiculously paranoid n in no way helping his system at all.
    Esspecially as win 10 defenders a capable but Incredibly intrusive wanker, quarantining fukn everything n anything!

    "for some reason my smiley faces aint working , else idve used a load to depict me laughing my bollox of to it all"

    I remember having help from erm, oh what was his name, erm Integral , That was it yeah integral helped me install mine about 5 years ago...

    "stop takin tha piss, i came from a hardware background and initially some things p:c n install related stumped me mentally, tho i was probably a combo of pisst n cained at the time, coupled with lazy perhaps"

    Hey in all seriousness tho, dont you dare go anywhere or leave just coz theres some idiots in the world...
     
  14. Nought

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    You're overplaying your hand dude! Just stop these pointless threads and spend time on serious issues though I'm not sure you'd be able to do that. It was just a friendly advice and no offence was intended.:wink:
     
  15. Stryves

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    Yeah, no.
     
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  16. Xupito

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    I remember these legendary phone complaints. How about this one: "It says press F1 if you need help.Well, I pressed an hour ago and still no technician came to my place!!" :rofl:

    FLAWLESS LOGIC.

    Perhaps Omnisphere's crack will do the trick...
     
  17. Xupito

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    That
     
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  18. symen

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    oh my gosh... i love beeing a part of this Crazy bunch of Peaople here :rofl::mates:

    :thanks: for making me laught in this hard times

    i love you all :cheers:
     
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  19. tun

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    be a gangsta and do it on 11th :headbang:
     
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  20. complete

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    Yeah, first time I'm in the Top Ten!
     
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