You're God damn right it is.

 

It has been as far as I remember it
https://mayones.com/

 

My Version of the same Idea (saw it loved it want to make my own )

all sounds are mayonnaise based pitched Sounds
and all Vocals are from the German episode of Sponge Bob.

 

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now we just have to wait for the Kontakt instrument

 

Maybe this?

ps.
pun intended

 

Mayonnaise is certainly an instrument but Hellman's is made with the shittiest of conventional commercial ingredients laced with GMO and pesticides. Just imagine an acoustic guitar made with wood salvaged from railroad ties and rusty strings strings. Don't eat that crap if you can help it, but definitely play the mayonnaise.

Just sayin'.

 

You can coat your guitar strings with mayo for that darker vintage tone by the way.

(I'm not responsible for ruined and/or slippery instruments)

 

Anything that makes sound is a potential instrument, especially if it is capable of pitch.
My body is a musical instrument, like a tuba, but skinnier

 

Been shoveling my way into mayo jars all my life but then it dawned on me...
I don't think I've never seen the bottom of a mayo jar before.

 

How To Make Vegetables Into Instruments

 

Capable of pitch... hmm, that rules out my body.

So sayeth all who've heard me sing without accompaniment.

 

i lubricated my brake pedal of my thrustmaster wheel not with mayo but with butter good for squeaky pedals

 

Cool, I recognize that phrase ot it's very similar to something i listened before, ...you have the demo and how it was made, kontakt instrument soon?

the horseradish was even cooler because of that,
making instruments from fresh vegetables, so freak.

 

I made a Making of Video (second half of the Video), but the sound Quality is poorly (some clipping bad old hardware )
And it's all in German (sadly my English is spoken not the best, and sometimes written also but I try my best )

Most things I did in NI Maschine

about the Kontakt Instrument, maybe sometime when I have enough time and motivation

 

Everybody knows Miracle Whip has way more low end than regular mayo!

@GabsIT - is that Syd Barrett in your profile pic?

 

Yep, probably the best picture of him

 

Hmm...It depends. Would be interesting how fat reduced mayonnaise sounds in comparision to usual one!

 

Sounds like less fupa action by winter time. Mysteries been solved.

 

indeed!!!!!!

A typical Friday night jam at @Xupito's house