I miss R2R

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  1. Plendix

    Plendix Platinum Record

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    I did quit last year.
    For about some hours.
    Didn't like it.
    :rofl:
     
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  2. pilz971

    pilz971 Kapellmeister

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    Is this message coded with the encryption tool?

    Definitely not English. Or am I old? Is this the new "hip" speak.

    Oh, I'm going to bed, now I'm all confused, and a little bit scared. :guru:
     
  3. Shiori Oishi

    Shiori Oishi Platinum Record

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    It has a sound. The thing is, back then, I though I'd just slap some analog obsession plugins and instantly sound like Steely Dan :deep_facepalm:

    Their Channev is very... dirty, distorted, I don't know what to call it. I suppose it'd be nice if you were after a rather lo-fi sound from the 70s, like most music produced in underdeveloped countries back then. I still regard Kontrol one of the best color boxes I've ever heard.
     
  4. Garamondo Furbish

    Garamondo Furbish Audiosexual

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    You need to get up to speed, in the latest Journal of Hacking Excellence, R2R had double page ad, where they announced they are upgrading their name to S2S,

    and will be dropping some fantastic releases this year. The ad had a quarterly release slate, showing which apps,plugins etc would drop in which quarter of 2025.

    I was personally blown away when I saw the future that they had mapped out.

    That said they also mentioned a vacation to the Santorini area of the Greece islands, which are currently rocking and rolling, so thats got me a little worried. But I bet they are getting a great daily rate at their hotel.....

    Santorini Earthquakes: 10,000 Tremors In 2 Weeks Leave Tourist Island Empty Ahead Of Peak Season

    https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/worl...mpty-ahead-of-peak-season/vi-AA1z28RS#details
     
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  5. Garamondo Furbish

    Garamondo Furbish Audiosexual

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    They are working on Hacking Windows 13, and making it adware clean, removing all telemetry, speed it up, making it 128bit, no more of that weak ass 64 bit shit, and shrinking the o/s size to 1 gb for a full install including Office 2028. The packed rar file is only 256mb and will download in less than 5 minutes on most internet connections.

    and they will be releasing their own operating system upgrades, and get this, the release will drop on microsofts own upgrade channel, they have hacked the microsoft servers and all their bases now belong to R2R (soon to be named S2S once the trademark application is approved)

    Good times, good times. time to dust off that old computer and get ready to create a concept album....
     
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  6. Garamondo Furbish

    Garamondo Furbish Audiosexual

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    I really loved the SteelyDan plugin, I had the SteelyDan pedal and it was great, but so many knobs, my back got sore from bending over to twiddle things all the time. The app has that great "easy mode" where you can opt for just one knob to flip from Becker to Fagan, to give things a great change up, and it has an envelope to control how fast the change occurs.

    I wrote a grunge anthem, called "hey Nineties" and it i'd orginally used the KurtKobrain plugin, but it was too repetive, and I nulled that out, and switched in the SteelyDan plugin and gave it a reggae feel with some steel drums and vibraphone and a sax solo and, just WOW!!!.

    even my mom liked it, I'm making nearly 3 bucks a week on spotify with just that tune, and I've got my spotify rotation up to 10 million listeners. I could see pulling in a hard hundred dollars a year on spotify alone, add in Itunes and I could be making 200 bucks a year. Easy street and I owe it all to the SteelyDan plugin and of course 10,000$ worth of audio gear and software, which should be fully paid off in April, 2039 at my current revenue share.
     
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  7. itisntreal

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    this is such ass licking give me more free shit beg for more thread
     
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  8. Radio

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    As long as you don't have the skills of Team R2R yourself or are a millionaire, the god-like worship of Team R2R will continue.
     
  9. Garamondo Furbish

    Garamondo Furbish Audiosexual

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    they sent me an entire SSL desk to test their software on. It was bliss til I had to ship it back to them..

    they are working with Seagate and Western Digital to sell branded R2R drives (soon to be S2S as was announced) that come preloaded with releases,samples, and a 4,000 page manual for newbies who can't edit a text file to get them up to speed.
    They are negotiating a distibution agreement, with Amazon, Walmart, Kmart, Smartmart, Dumbmart and boot sales nationwide in the g7 nations.

    These things take time and the R2R lawteam is making sure the paperwork is flawless, so it might take some time.
    However no good thing happens over night.

    ? What can i do as a (whiney) User? you may be asking yourself as these photons strike your eyes...

    Simple Compile a list of exactly what releases you'd like to see on your new hard drive or SSD, then send that off to

    [email protected]

    and be sure to send your emails frequently at least hourly to make sure you get heard.

    start piling up your pennies, they should be in stores and better boot sales everywhere for the next Holiday season.
     
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  10. Garamondo Furbish

    Garamondo Furbish Audiosexual

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    They already announced they weren't going to drop that Terrabyte of Taylor Swift Nudes, on Enterntainment Tonight, last week. ALthough some peoples said it was just a ruse to get even more peoples interested...

    I wouldn't get your hope (among other things) up over this...
     
  11. muse2love

    muse2love Producer

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    R2R

    Does'nt miss you at all

     
  12. soldina

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    3rd option: Happy Chinese New Year, hope you’ve enjoyed the holidays!
     
  13. BiG Pluck

    BiG Pluck Producer

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    R2R passed away.
    He died @ an Orgy! Died having sex with 40 Virgins. I understand it was @ Madonna's Brothel!
     
  14. itisntreal

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    I certainly don't have the skills like r2r and I'm not a millionaire either, but I also don't open threads like i miss r2r because they haven't posted anything for 2 weeks some people want more and more it is never enough
     
  15. Radio

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    You have described the condition of some people here very accurately. Now you know exactly what kind of people or plugin addicts you are dealing with. This is an accurate reflection of reality, i.e. real life.
     
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  16. Triphammer

    Triphammer Platinum Record

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    But why would anybody use old computers? Especially when you can buy a shiny new machine with an Intel i9 and top end nVidia card for $4000 that will crash, (and maybe burn), shortly after you fire it up?
     
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  17. glassybrick

    glassybrick Producer

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    Yo dawgs, it’s already 1 month without message from Boys. I’m sure there something going on
     
  18. Radio

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    That's more of a guess or a request. In reality, you have no idea what's going on with R2R right now.
     
  19. alegond

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    they probably went back to the chalkboard. for most users their last release didn't work.

    any respectable team would want to fix that before moving forward.
     
  20. iw

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    You are addicted, seek professional help. :bash:
     
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