"Howard. It's Beatman, Patrick Beatman. You're my Lawyer so I think you should know I pirated a lot of audio production warez.

Some Fabfilter plugins on my laptop. Uhh, some Arturia plugins, maybe 5 or 10. A Brainworx saturation plugin that I saw on gearslutz, i left the .rar on my western digital external hard drive and never installed it.
I pirated Serum using my friends serials number that I stole. And uhh, some Waves reverb, some ol' cpu guzzling reverb with a bug. Last week, I uh, pirated Dune with a keygen. I had to, it was too expensive!
And uh... some Overoud effect, I don't remember, maybe a delay.. I pirated it too.
And uhh... Omnisphere, I pirated Omnisphere with a patch to the .dll, the Steam folder is dissolving in a partition on my additional solid state drive.

I don't want to leave anything out here, I guess I've pirated maybe 200 plugins, maybe 400.
I have uh screenshots of a lot of it. Some of the devs received the screenshots.
I even um............. I used some of the built in presets. Oh, and I tried to mix a little.

Tonight, I uhh, I just had to pirate a lot of plugins! And um, I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. So uhh, I mean... I guess, I'm a pretty uhh... I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy."

 

You shouldn't have made that call. There's gonna be a clean up on isle 7, aka your hard drive. You're gonna go home and all those plugins are going to be just gone.

Some landlordlady aka website Moderator gonna tell you never to come back to those warez sites again.

Your dark days aren't in the past, I'm afraid they're ahead my friend.

God speed.

 

It didn't really happen. It's all in your head. This happened to Bateman too.

 

dude you're a millionaire

 

I can't tell if you're sarcastic or if you and I have different take aways from this film...

 

You is fucking sick. Using pirated software is the equivalent of being a parasite. You is sick.

Signed by Tone 2