I got new instrument! The best one ever!

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  1. mild pump milk

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    Cows and milk!
     
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    damn you!! the jealousy is great with that one!!
     
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    Beware of the addiction... Soon you'll have a collection of them.. more cowbell :crazy:
     
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    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

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    Seems like I want them all.
    Will be superwild and ultraweird to record a song with cowbells and female vox only, for our electronic album. Need some inspiration.
     
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    What scale is it tuned? Can you play 11th chords?
    I have heard that the cowbells are designed the way they don’t play a tritone.
     
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    *cowbell noises* COW TIDDIES!!! *more cowbell noises*

    Repeat to infinity over an 808 loop.
     
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    YEEEEE now u can make a cover of MISSISSIPPI QUEEN ♥ if u know what i meeeean, cha nana naa naaaa
     
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    Still need more!
     
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    So, you don´t have a fever, anymore, I assume...
     
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    Was it the one made by Mooer?
     
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    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

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    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

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    by adding some water inside, it sounds the other way.... I think, several semitones... And in-between
     
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    tie that around your kick drum and hit it with a popsicle stick
     
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    I think that one might have got lost on you :rofl:
     
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    Living in Switzerland I have come to find that the cowbells that some Alpine cows are forced to wear are tuned as not to create cachophonic resonance. I have a phone audio recording that I can't seem to locate of me playing by hand three large cowbells that are tuned to C, E and G that were hanging in a room in a large house that sleeps 45 people that my daughter's ice skating team stayed in in Engelberg in 2020.

    There are just a few people now making tuned, professional cowbells any more. If made well they have a mellow tonality about them, but cows still hate them, the farmer commenting on the scientific research is a real dickhead for his idiotic non-answer to the fact that cows with bells eat and rest less than cows without.

    https://play.swissinfo.ch/play/tv/s...-bothered-by-bells?urn=urn:swi:video:40800072
     
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    And that's all it took—now I'm gonna have The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down by The Band stuck in my head for *days. :rofl:

     
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    Cow's are lovely animals and they are very intelligent. I would eat less and sleep less too if I had to wear an electronic ankle
    bracelet. The farmer guy is a dipshit. comes to mind as chorus in a 1931 dancehall hit: A Cow Isn't a Cow Without a Bell (ding dong)
     
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