a well prepared bathroom paranoid, should have wired all his interior door hinges with C4 (plastique, not the c key in the 4th octave) and be prepared to blow the door in the event of an enemy or his own brain attempting to imprison him within any particular room.

I usually do it whenever I'm traveling, they have those great "Kwik Door Kick" kits in the ads in the back of "Bathroom Paranoid" that are just so handy for whatever illusions the human mind throws at us, a little c4 and a cigarette in the can, pop goes the old door. Keep a couple rolls of duct tape around in case of a false alarm.

A duct tape hinge can last for weeks with a little care when opening and closing the doors.
oh and by the way, the sound of the blast alone will scare the shit out of you, in case you have constipation problems when travelling..

 

good advice, I've always been suspicious of Door Knobs, why do they come in so many sizes and styles??? something is off with that, its a ball of confusion .. do I pull, do I twist, jiggle, jostle or just body slam the damn thing. Door knobs, something is afoot..

 

very true. wish i woulda thought of that lol

 

https://v.redd.it/n05ra6tphomd1

 

A good window costs way more than a door though!

 

don't break the $300 window, break the $7 glass

 

The solution is to eat more fiber.
Then you won't be sitting for hours on the toilet thinking up reasons to be scared.

 

Same here.

 

I agree with inner doors. But for the main entrance I have major doubts.
I believe your story. But like someone has said the average door in EU is quite something, including my cheap-ass flat's.
It's true that if you alert the neighbors you can take your time.

 

I remembered when Mr. T (of The A Team fame) won the "World's Greatest Bouncer" contest after running through a door. I couldn't find that but did find this stupid shit.

 

I laughed so hard I spilled coffee on the sheet music!