How was the first time you got laid?

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  1. Illadelph

    Illadelph Producer

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    hahah wow
     
  2. Xupito

    Xupito Audiosexual

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    Wowww... amazing.
    I had a bit of risky sex several years later, not sure if I can recommend it.
    But it's true, the discharge of adrenaline/dopamine and everything in between is humongous. Greetings to my ex-boss desk while I'm at it :rofl::rofl:

    Another one?? You lucky bastards...
     
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  3. Illadelph

    Illadelph Producer

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    bro Lois, is it even legal for you where you are to be doing that to 15yr olds?..:woot:
     
  4. Illadelph

    Illadelph Producer

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    :rofl:oh man its a tough life, that uncle got me too!

    Not the most respectable, but definitely a tenaciously prolific guy
     
  5. Catalyst

    Catalyst Audiosexual

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    The thought police strike again with their limitless supply of infantile innuendo. It's funny when people speak on things that they have no fucking idea about, they just built up some bullshit narrative that has absolutely nothing to do with reality. Their need for this really speaks to me of their own unaddressed psychological issues. I do have to thank them though because I used to think that I didn't care what people thought, now I'm sure of it. So if you're trying to break me, you're going to be sorely disappointed. Life did that long ago. So now that that's off the table, what exactly are you trying to accomplish? It's very easy to judge. Try walking in my shoes, you'll stumble in my footsteps.
     
  6. Ad Heesive

    Ad Heesive Audiosexual

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    I was just working up the courage to try it today for the first time, and then I read this thread :woot:
    I'll think about it again in another ten years.
     
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  7. Illadelph

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    Man, that does not sound like a fun first time at all..
    Mine, as ive stated was bad. But im not sure if it tops this.
     
  8. daddytang

    daddytang Producer

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  9. Lois Lane

    Lois Lane Audiosexual

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    We were 15 46 years ago. Nothing fun was legal when you're 15 yo. Rutting around in the grass or smoking it.
     
  10. samsome

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    dude, well this is like winning the jackpot to many of us, who never experienced this kind of situation..

    and we're all jealous

    one question, assuming u're an adult now, in ur 20's did this make you like more or less dependent on sex/porn/relationships?

    Thanks! and high 5 from all the forum :P
     
  11. itisntreal

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    i cant answer this question
    actually im still a virgin
    how does it feel like a pound of ground beef?
     
  12. hani king

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    my FIRST time was really sweet and short 10 mins /but it repeated 100 times for 3 days with her (indonesian teen)
    it was all over the hotel room/swimming pool and public places hehehe (good memories )

    my last one was great (with my hot asian filipina GF)
    few days ago but i after 3 hours of s e x ercise
    my arms and legs were shaken badly and my back is stiff as hell as well as arm and legs muscles
    andthats what happened when i picked up 79 kilos and doing it standing for few mins before i get very shaky spaghetti legs hehehe and my arms starts giving away its power
    i cant do pushups anymore (which i think i need to work out to fix my fitness

    i ll try my best to make my comments as useful for the boys

    from my own experience ,heres some good advises guys for real ,

    stretch muscles first before going deep
    and dont pick up any 'body'' unless you are fully fit ,

    a guy like me with a big belly and over 48 yo should not pick anything heavy at all (even tiny asians lol )

    do some starching without getting sweaty ,use some deodrant (girls love nice smells )
    get some real fun positions without hurting yourself (do not bend your knees for too long
    (change positions every 3 mins to ease pressure on back ,arms and legs
    when you finish succefully ,dont run ,dont jump ,dont do sudden moves ,you gonna regret it
    (i learned that the hard way and i feel my whole body is stiff like i was hit by a car)

    relax on bed with her least 10 mins to let the sweat comes out then take long shower
    drink alot of fluids water juice and keep the body hydrate

    good luck to all virgins out there,
     
  13. lilyvaley

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    still waiting : audioz gib me that cb link and and you'll see my fiery D cup. gotta say thanks in every ways, ain't it?
     
  14. Lois Lane

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    I was 16 years old. Yes, indeed I was 16 years old and then I did not know anything about sex education, because my parents never talked to me about it. It seems to me that this is very bad and from a very early age we should be open with our children and talk with them about sex, the problems of abortion and their responsible decision, choice. On the site https://artscolumbia.org/free-essays/pro-choice/ I recently read some useful and very interesting essays on abortion. I advise you to go to this site and check them out as well.
     
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  16. Who Me

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    Not sure I can remember...maybe you should ask your mum how it went :dunno:
     
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  17. Ŧยχøя

    Ŧยχøя Audiosexual

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    It's all a bit Odd until you manage to plug the hose..

    But once it's inside it's pure instinct,
    and you quickly find out you're a Natural.. it's just as easy as breathing :yes:

    In fact I lied to the girl, told her I did it before,
    but I was surprised of how much Control/resistance I had for a first timer..


    After some practice things will get better,
    as you develop more confidence/emotional attachment with the other person..

    But man's sexuality is pretty limited,
    it's got a pretty narrow limit of the things you can do, or the amount of pleasure you can get.
    (unless you're complete antinature pervert ofc.. lol)

    Women are like Infinite in comparison..
    (specialy Italian.. :wink:)

    So after a while it becomes more of a Challenge, like
    let's see how freaking Wild I can make Her go, how much I can make her scream.. lol

    Pretty much like Overloading and setting new records on a Pinball or Slot machine.. :hahaha:


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  18. triggerflipper

    triggerflipper Audiosexual

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    I was a teenager, a friend paid for it (I wasn't too crazy for it but he kinda pressured me into it and I said fuck it let's do it).
    She was a drunk, drugged prostitute, in some derelict apartment in one of the ghettos of Istanbul.

    It went as smooth as that last sentence implies.
     
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  19. Ŧยχøя

    Ŧยχøя Audiosexual

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    That's like the equivalent of many years of Military service.. :hahaha:
    (in terms of how much of a Man it makes you become.. lol)
     
  20. gimmechords

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    I was 18. It was cumbersome. It was when I discovered I had superpowers.
     
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