How was the first time you got laid? would you do anything different

I can't even answer that - still working on it

 

Oh man, this is gonna be epic...
I might tell mine's after consulting with my lawyer

I can advance this: when it comes to, ahem, "skills"... everything. I was a mess

 

Finally a thread worth reading!

As of me, I would say that it went surprisingly well...

 

I unfortunately laid the condom I didn't wanted to wear on my girlfriends pillow and as she returned from the bathroom and laid beside me I started laughing. After this little procedure she went to the bathroom again. Then returned. As I began it didn't went in. I tried it again and after I desperately sat on the bed we went to sleep.

The greatest moment in my life.

 

Well, I can’t go into much detail but..

Let’s just say I don’t talk to that uncle anymore.

 

I'll probably have to change this thread to humor section.

 

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Or perhaps you'll have to create a "horror" section if I "share" my first time
Right hand aside of course... oh, and left one too when I had that basket injury...

 

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Pretty damn good. 17 iirc. There were small white amphetamine pills going around back then called crossroads.... something like 10 cents each or something equally ridiculous. Good shit too. That plus being 17 I kept going for a 3 blastoff total. Ah, those were the days, lol.

 

I remember Ellen's yoni being the softest, sweetest and best sensation I had ever felt. It fit like a warm moist finger of a glove. Yum! I was petrified in a good way. A 15 year old's orgasm is a wonderful thing indeed.

We went out for four summer's in a row and we are still friends.

 

Horrible. I got the crabs. lil' devils itch like living hell.

 

Better than the last time.

 

Pretty good. Happened while making beats. I guess you can say we both beat off...

 

I'm bookmarking this

 

Do ya'll fink the earf is flat?

 

Compared to "my first bed"? Not at all

 

heres to you Mrs Robinson ;)

 

At first she was sleeping



and then I

 

My story is really good. My girl (not a virgin) and I had plans to watch the new Austin Powers movie (the second one), but I was late and we missed the start of the show, so we picked up some food instead and went to a park by a lake to eat. It was the middle of the summer and there were a few small groups of people sprinkled throughout the park.

After we ate, we started kissing, and I guess we were both feeling it, because she laid me back on the picnic table bench, unbuttoned me, and climbed on. It didn't last that long-- five or 10 minutes--, but it was SO good (she did most of the work-- I love that), and the fact that there was a family playing by the water less than 70 feet away made it very tense and incredibly exciting.

In hindsight, we should've been more careful and respectful, but it was an awesome experience-- none of the fear or awkwardness that often accompanies a guy's first time. It also created my appetite for having sex in risky/public places, which I did with her several more times that summer and which I went on to do with other women in the years that followed.

If you've never tried risky sex, you owe it to yourself-- but be careful. That adrenaline rush is addictive as hell.

 

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We need a 'sad' rating.

 

I was 14, she was 25. It was in the back, upstairs in a cinema, during the main movie. God, was she a good teacher! I don't even remember the name of the film!

We were at it like rabbits for almost 2 years and then one day she just upped and went back to Canada, but she found me a replacement for her first, one more or less my own age.

Them were the days!