how to sell my soul for fame in the music biz?

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  1. Music Industry-er

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    where do i sign up? i am down
     
  2. Ŧยχøя

    Ŧยχøя Audiosexual

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    Only God knows..

    But look at some of those examples,
    MJ wouldn't exist if he wasn't put on the spot since early childhood by his father/team/media/industry.

    Britney, Miley, Jonas Brothers and all the rest, were part of the satanic Disney machine from early childhood.

    IOW some of those ultra Famous ppl were brought up/manufactured as a Product since the beginning of their lives,
    they were one of many investments made by the Moguls, and some of them were successful/paid off..

    Ofc MJ had something special, ofc Britney or the Backstreet Boys could sing,
    but that's only a collateral side of it.

    What made them Famous is the gigantic amount of money/power the Machine invested in them,
    and that's something unattainable for you at this point.

    You can only get Fame through a secondary route,
    but luckily a healthier/better one in the long run..

    Your scope will be relatively limited in comparison, those were other times,
    but at the same time you've got the super powerful platform that is the Internet.

    And thanks to that the field is now more even.
     
  3. breadd

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    You already did
     
  4. Music Industry-er

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    fine since no once knows where i can sell my soul. ill just earn my career the loser way through hard work. who knows maybe the opportunity will present itself once i become a better musician.
     
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  5. Donut Nyamer

    Donut Nyamer Audiosexual

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    Nah you can suck your own dick while you're at it & it would solve all your problems since it doesn't sound like you want your dick sucked.

    Seems you only want to suck dick so you will have to take what you can & give what you get they only way you know how.

    If hard work to you is the loser way & sucking some dick to climb a temporary ladder is the winner way then just remove 1 rib out of your abdomen.

    It happened to Adam but he got a woman in return, seems to me you don't want an Eve out of this. You want a Dirty Scuba Steve from all of this.
     
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  6. Ŧยχøя

    Ŧยχøя Audiosexual

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    Exactly.

    Or just become an internet Celebrity,
    cause a stir, transition your gender and be part of the SJW LGBTQ cancel culture, whatever..

    You don't need Music or Talent for that kind of Fame.
    It's an easier path that requires much less effort, time and dedication.
     
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  7. breadd

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    Its not our fault you missed the boat. Think of if in the 18th century, a 30 year old decided to become a Castrado and become the most famous and talented singer of his era.

    That's pretty much what you're asking for here.

    Its not that its impossible, its just that the odds really aren't there and the situations that would of increased your chances passed by over a decade ago.
     
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    Just put bowling balls up your Arse Soul & call yourself a camgirl OP. It's the winners way. Why take the tedious path full of work for plebs? That's what Wendy's does, leaves all the corners uncut on their burgers. But you're a round patty kind of guy ready to roll with anyone.

    His bodgie is reggies guise! Do you hear him!? ITS REGGIE!
     
  9. Music Industry-er

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    it's only temporal if you make it that. once you have been fucked by all the right people. you have to call in the right favours to make sure you have a long career. if thats what you want. but youll have the backing of the exec(s) you're "involved" with and they can allocate more resources to help your career.

    i dont exactly want to be as famous as Michael Jackson thats probably never going to be anyone. ever. but id like a decent level of fame and money if you know who can make it happen. id do anything the execs want.
     
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    Translation: Fine guise, I see no one is whipping out their dicks even though my bodgie was reggie. I will think about this another day then tomorrow I will come & try again to see if anyone else might whip their dicks out for the 3rd day in a row because third times the charm. Right guise?

    That music? Uhh... I will submit a track & it will blow you all away. You'll all see once you hear it. You will all be sorry you didn't let me suck your dicks but it will all be too late then.

    But until I submit a track, I will ask that you let me suck all your dicks if you open a bandcamp account for me.

    Do you guise hear me? I don't want to temporarily suck dick! I want it to last forever! I want my gravestone to be sucking the dust off all the other gravestones at the funeral, do you hear me?!
     
  11. Music Industry-er

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    i make music that isn't within the 20Hz to 20kHz spectrum so there is no point of me uploading it when you guys wont be able to hear it with your cheap human ears.
     
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    [​IMG]

    So now you're just a hipster bitch that can hear more frequencies than me?
     
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    no, hes the same troll who made the account called refx nexus 3
     
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    Troll was a dead give away since the moment he submitted his account. But I guess it can still be entertaining on some level.

    I wouldn't be surprised it was the same troll called refx nexus 3 because his tracks probably sound like dog whistles in the first place so he probably goes through account after account & forum after forum looking to do anything except make music with the demands of outdated EDM ROMPLERS!
     
  15. Music Industry-er

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    first of all nexus sucks i only use synths and 0 samples. even my drums i make. and lastly youre the only troll here. im trying to figure out how to break into the industry meanwhile youre here with a photo of a cartoon rabbit.
     
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    You're not fooling anyone. If you are at a level where you are sound designing every bit of your production from ground up from initialized presets you crafted by hand.

    Assuming you have already put in years to a decade or more into perfecting your craft then I would assume you have already been by now building a fanbase on whatever platform you chose to promote it on. By now you would have a decent following, or at least enough to give you hope to continue on for a while longer if you had talent to begin with.

    Not on a forum for a second day in a row promising you will make the dopest track ever but really only still just been offering up your rear end & your useless pair of DSL lips from what I'm assuming is coming from a bad internet connection from the 90s.

    Because you're on some glitched out ASL stuck on AOL shit buidness like it's relevancy is still in it's infancy. Go make your commercial bubble gum EDM & blow a guy named bubbles so you can live happily ever after.
     
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    I hear that the producer who goes by the name of Detail is looking for some fresh talent, especially those who are willing to do anything and say nothing
     
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    Im not going through 7 pages, but did anyone pose the question:

    Is everyone assuming by default that there is a demand for their soul?

    I doubt it, hairless apes tend to only think about themselves

    Its like if Martha Stewart wanted to sell her soul to be a top pornstar... You see its not a matter of "souls" in this equation its about something else.
     
  19. Music Industry-er

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    sell ones soul to become a top pornstar? to become a pornstar at all requires selling yourself for money anyway. unless sucking for money isnt against your internal beliefs. but to sell your soul for the opportunity to sell your soul? doesnt make sense. id rather sell my soul for music industry backing me and pushing my music on every radio station 24/7.

    ?
     
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    If.
     
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