how to sell my soul for fame in the music biz?

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  1. Music Industry-er

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    i have weighed the odds and i am willing to do anything now for a good career in music and large fame like michael jackson level. i want to be a household name. anyone have connections? refer me?
     
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  3. Donut Nyamer

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    Go to the crossroads then wait a while to see what happens.
    Lettus know if you moonwalk outta there with pockets fulla lettuce.
     
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  4. Music Industry-er

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    why post here if you cant vouch me to someone and you just give bull advice
     
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  5. Donut Nyamer

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    You're asking to sell your soul lol

    People here work to build their career up through hard work. If someone here did get some instant magic handout what makes you think they would be posting here while they are so busy being as big as Michael Jackson?

    If you want something, then you turn into a daily woodpecker until you're there. If you don't then nobody can force you & nobody is going to hold your hand across a street. I hope to fuck you don't need your oatmeal spoon to make airplane noises.
     
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  6. Music Industry-er

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    you have no illuminati connections loser!
     
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  8. Polomo

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    I believe soul is an euphemism.

    And I think it's more a
    break ethics thing

    there are many ideas I have if that's the way you want to go

    Scandals :
    like biting the head from a bat (ozzy osborn)
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    using giant penis shaped foam canons (Rammstein)
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    wearing a Genital shaped mask (penishead)
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    Steal music
    and ideas like : using a penis shaped foam canon to rip the head of a bat while wearing a penis mask (This would be the greatest tribute to them and would make a mega scandal :winker: )

    Abuse the copyright system of platforms


    Blackmail the big guy in the industry to promote your stuff (maybe you curse them with years of bad luck and black magic :rofl: )



    there is nearly no bad advertise for musician
    ....

    If you want to sell your "soul" I belive that's the way

    (I hope everyone understands that this is a satire)
     
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  9. Music Industry-er

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    all are jokers im seriously willing to do anything for fame. do you know any execs i can suck off
     
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  10. Donut Nyamer

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    We all tryna be those execs you can suck off through hard work, partna. Because lets face the music, it ain't gonna suck itself. Is it?

    But I can put you on lay away if you just tickle my taint a little bit right now then we will talk about flyers you can pass out later. Hopeful future exec here.

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  11. Polomo

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    While mine is a satire
    many things are more or less true

    If you want to make a big deal you need publicity
    Even for knowing someone in the Biz you need at lease some publicity
    And without many scandals and good ideas this will not happen

    Like Donut Nyamer said :
     
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  12. Ŧยχøя

    Ŧยχøя Audiosexual

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    Easy, nowadays you just need:
    A Good pair of Boobs, MacBook Pro, Melodyne/Waves Complete & Twitch/Youtube..
    and to be safe, any nonbinary transgender-fluid-disphoric issue.
    (because we all know who/what you fuck is the most important thing ever)..

    Oh and also be part of any racial/cultural minority, real/invented or by appropriation..
    Brown skin is better, but if you're as White as a Chicken's Ass don't worry!
    You could always use tan-lotion, Identify as, or say you've got a remote ancestor..
    No Asians tho, afterall they're whiter and even more privileged than Jews.

    So in essence you need to be a brown Transracial Transgender-fluid Womxn, with nice Silicone Boobs,
    and an unrelent desire to endlessly rave/guru about your moral superiority feats,
    the social injustices/inequality/trauma that brought you up,
    and why it's so important that we know who/what your Sexy-time preference is..

    Ofc music is Tertiary,
    a Collateral side-thing, as it always was.. what did you expect!?
     
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  13. Pagurida

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    You don't really believe that you can get serious tips and support for your career HERE, do you?

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  14. Donut Nyamer

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    He is right you know. He's from Neverland, that's where Michael Jackson's from so he would know. Jackson even tried to be as white as a chickens ass while trying to look like his third leg didn't swing & hit the other 2 each time he walked.

    So yeah that whole tranny thing will probably work. There's your luminater thing OP. Just tuck your dick & tell people it's gone all Casper the Ghost on you.

    I'm sure someone will give you a dollar then, it's how they made that song "I need a dollar, a dollar is all I need"

    Too bad there aren't enough dollars circulating around the world to bring your PP back since a dollar is what you made your poor dick bleed to begin with. Someone ironed the fucking edges so it cut your dick all up. Idk who would do such a thing.
     
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    I'm telling you, vitiligo my ass..
    Jacko Jawacko "was" a complete and absolute Visionary, way ahead of his time,
    only future generations will know..
     
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  16. Haliax

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    Live fast, die young. Take examples from: Hendrix, Morrison, Joplin, Jones, Cobain

    caveat: If you are older than 27 then you will need another approach
     
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    i dont wanna be responsible for your damnation
    you want straight answer ?,

    ,check out nearest church of satan in your area ,and start meeting their priests

    of course they will ask you many questions and im sure you will be put through hoops and obstacles
    once you passed ,they will let you know next step

    judging on some stories about those satanic deals from youtube ,
    it always comes down to sacrifice what you love most in order to get the fame and fortune
    whether its parents /family members depending on their satanic deal
    and all that IF they see something in you

    so its wise to stay away from anything satanic and be respectful for your own sake
    and be proud human being
     
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    He's in his grave hoping future generations don't find out about the boys of past generations.
     
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  19. Music Industry-er

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    you never know who has connections to who. i am willing to do anything for fame and riches. i want to dominate the charts.

    watch this video from 1:53 to 2:28


    you will see even Frank Zappa says for ones music to chart one must have a "special type of presence" with people in the industry. and a certain "political regime" one must go through. he obviously means you have to be in bed with the right people or rather screwing the right gatekeepers.

    ill do anything you want execs! sodomy! fellatio!

    yes! i am dead serious

    i just need the introduction. who can introduce me to the right people and from there on i would do anything to make it. i have thought about it and its the life i want.
     
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    You're going to be sucking in a long line of people for a long time but if it came down to it & they asked you to sacrifice someone you know or someone in your family for that level of fame would you do it?
     
  21. Music Industry-er

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    is this the price of fame? taking a trip to epstein island?

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    sign me up i dont want to die old. living long life for what? to become a useless sack of meat who can wipe his own ass. i would rather become rich right now and die happy rich.

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    i dont mind to sacrifice someone in my family. why would i care. ill take care of their kids with the money i make when theyre gone. and i dont care how many people i have to suck people off or how many times when i would be a multi-millionaire.
     
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