N.A.S.T.Y = Never Assume Shit Turns Yellow.

That's the best i can come up with on short notice.

 

I have one : No Asshole Should Try You

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I think winner AND love it apply to that^^ but I was thinking of giving ya a nasty rating (Copyright Joe) instead

 

My missus works in one of the keywork industries , I keep begging her to stay home.
Ive got c.o.p.d and asthma,

Not much scares me in this world,
But the very very real possibility that she,z gonna get it and give it to me has me shitting bricks..

I honestly think i wouldnt recover..

Thats not simple paranoia either, My lungs are ruined already from my lifestyle choices...
And ive underlying health problems i cannot just ignore

I dunno how to get thru to her..
I know we need money to live, but id rather be skint n live than have money n die.

For me its as simple as that, and its a genuine threat i have to face head onn.
Im so sick of arguing about it each bloody day!!

So fingers crossed coz im relying on luck , Even tho the law of averages dictates this ending in disaster for me....NO joke!!

 

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Someone stole my text...

I agree with you completely and not too dissimilar boat as well.
I too have asthma, my wife works in the NHS. I drive her in though, I wont let her use public transport whilst this is all going on. I'm just waiting for a copper to stop me to tell me my journey isn't an important one.

 

Common flu started somewhere, plus there are a range of a vaccines for the seasonal flu. I expect this to be deadlier than any of the previous years flu's considering the damage it's done over a couple months, and the insane spread happening right now.

Additionally, (my theory) is this bug wants to be spread. I've seen so many people licking and spitting in public places around the world, they even licking toilet seats now.

This is a weird one and it's fascinating and scary at the same time.

But that 1% statement, never underestimate an enemy. Or enema. That shit's crazy.

 

I just loves me some Pingu, he's the best. And for those not in the know (as in, no problem, you need not understand penguin, this is universal and nobody needs a transatlator).

 

Believe me, Air Pollution in my city is reduced... I can hear birds singing..

That's the best air I can get. It may require a bigger pandemic to achieve "Good" quality air.
I even got mouth ulcers because my body was habitual of pollution's anti-bacterial properties..

 

Listening to the sound of a group of kids outside right now - I'll let you know when they DO start taking it seriously.

 

This is total bollocks. Nobody knows what the mortality rate is. The only sure statistic globally is the number of deaths. To calculate the number of cases relies on testing which so far only a few Asian countries have been doing properly .If you don't know how many people have had it or have got it, it is impossible to work out what percentage the number of deaths represents.

 

Stop spying on your neighborhood kids. That is tremendously weird. Instead, apply for a job at the NSA.

 

TAZ is my fav, no need for translations either
but with nowadays quarantine, walking outside like him ain't really an option

 

Back in the 60's we use to have fog here every day. You couldn't see further than 10 feet away. The government cleaned up it's act a bit and forced manufacturers to do the same. It made a huge difference, maybe people where you live will force your government to do the same now!

 

Sorry guys, I wish I could talk about all this, but I work in IT, in a sector that can only be considered front line at present. My life has gone mental in the last 4 weeks and no sign of changing anytime soon. I really wish I could share some of the problems I’m now facing, who knew it would be so difficult to buy a ship load of laptops....!

Anyway, all the best to everyone Take Care.

 

@tzzsmk mentions the Tasmanian Devil. 2 posts and 2 hours 4 minutes later @techdevil arrives. Everything is connected.

Today I started thawing chicken at 9am. Fried it at 11am on a fast burn on the outside to keep juices in. 1pm started the slow cook process and at 3pm will gradually thicken and become a spicy fajita sauce. Just easier to think about that than anything else. Every 2 hours. For 8 hours.

That means nothing but a very similar connection one thing, 2 hours apart, but that's the game we're playing right now. Counting time, infections, new area's. Dead and Survivors.

Focuses have really changed, trying to focus on other things is much harder.

Fajita sauce smells great though.

 

Heh, Indeed..

"Been waiting over a month and a half for a shipment of clonazepam n xanex"
Btw i suffer from G.a.d too, and am not getting any help with it anymore...hence me taking matters into my own hands.

 

general life has been more fun. watching peoples odd reactions to it is a good source of entertainment for me.
eg:

• watching people react when somebody sneezes.

• watching people preach to others about how to not pass on a virus while simultaniously doing something that will pass on a virus.

• how everybody is suddenly a microbiologist because they have been watching the news on their ipads.

 

It is an important journey.. you wouldnt be in any bother dont worry..

Shed be fuckin nuts to use public transport, Shes proper brave if shes workin in a hospital..

i shitt you not, but if i got run over crossin the road n broke my leg, "Fuck hospital, Im hopping back home on the good leg- heh heh! "

Is your asthma bad then?
Mine isnt, but im outta breath runnin up the stairs, or if im arguing and shouting at someone, i end up struggling to get enuff air..even just walking quickly!
Thas the c.o.p.d tho...

I hope you stay safe though bro..
I guess it depends what your missus does n where she is in the Nhs..
Actually im not gonna start talkin morbidly..
Just stay safe my friend..both of you!!

 

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Oh yeah....Hah!

No shes not in the nhs
She works for Fed Ex unfortunatley..

I been beggin the dumb cow to bloodywell tell her bosses that her husband has c.o.p.d etc..

Its a joke she has to go in or not get paid, a fukin joke...

I heard on the news, that if a person lives with somone with health issues thas self isolating, its actually against the law to goto work...

I been tryin to research that , just in case i was a bit drunk or cained n misunderstood what i was hearing, but i cant find any reference of that anywhere

 

you did hear right..
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i would get a big stack of what you need before its to late and this stack wont last forever...just wait another month and see ...
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hell offgriders did it right...
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italy ppl did grow food en mass in home gardens and similar.. and did piss on monsanto style initiated laws...thats why it is like this...
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how many non covid sick but having other issues,died cause they dont go to hospital cause you get into hospital jail if checking in says no statistics
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worldwide spread of a flu thru different climate areas but its spread just worldwide..this must be natural...and dont come me with air traffic now..

 

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