How has your life changed since people started taking the Coronavirus seriously?

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  1. Sylenth.Will.Fall

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    For me?

    I use to cough to hide a fart, now I fart to hide a cough!
     
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  3. tzzsmk

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    I used to be a home studio musician/engineer, but...

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    I've never been busier... working from 7.00 am till 10.00 at night.
     
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    It hasn't. This is how I lived anyway, I'm an introvert and hermit lol I did lose a gig in a church band temporarily though, that's a little cash gone. Studio work is still going though. We don't touch, we don't cough and sneeze on each other and we wash hands a lot.
     
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  6. mephistoprod

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    i'm happy with coronavirus so far. i dont even have to go outside now! :rofl:(i'm serious)
     
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  7. The Pirate

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    My life has changed tremendously (do I sound like Trump? ) The transformation has been tremendous.

    I went from this:

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    To this

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    As a result I have been the victim of tremendous cyber-bullying, and sexual harassment. The only positive thing is that my friends have turned their backs on me ( no pun intended) which is a tremendous good thing under the tremendous circumstances.
     
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  8. tzzsmk

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    beware of backfire thou :crazy:
     
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  9. Who Me

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    Things have definitely changed; I've been sent loads of tracks all with the same name... 'Lockdown'. :deep_facepalm:

    Please make it stop :suicide:
     
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  10. Kluster

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    I'm going to start growing my own cannabis.
    Got a medical permit for up to 15 plants and all equipment necessary.
    Ordered 10 seeds of Crown Royale online.
    Can't trust supply chains anymore and dope is gold in a crisis.
     
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  11. Sylenth.Will.Fall

    Sylenth.Will.Fall Audiosexual

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    If I'm being honest, I preferred the close up of your face to the close up of your ar...I mean the one you have now :D
     
  12. Sylenth.Will.Fall

    Sylenth.Will.Fall Audiosexual

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    How long before you receive your first order? And will you be doing mates rates?
     
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  13. Pronto

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    how amenable might you be to a little light sexual harrassment, i mean under the suitable guidelines? :bleh:
     
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    Interesting indeed!
     
  15. Pronto

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    my handbrake turns are alot more confident
     
  16. The Pirate

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    Bro are you a DEA agent?
     
  17. The Pirate

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    You is a
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  18. Pronto

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    are you saying you're not good enough?..oh pirate..my feelings are hurt...I'm going to have to look elsewhere :(
     
  19. Pinkman

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    Your grammar is perfect, so no.

    I've said before that I only want the best for each and every one of us but that dude's shit is flawed, like, on an elementary level.
     
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  20. Moogerfooger

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    Less than 1% die from it... Thousands die more each year from the common flu so take a guess.
     
  21. Pinkman

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    I actually just got an opportunity providing support for people who were sent to work from home. I'm trying really hard not to feel like I'm capitalizing on disaster.
     
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