...you're peeking at audioz' weekly top and you own all of it, cauze you bought it.

well, almost

Thanks to all you pirates, programmers, poets, software entrepeneurs, reverse engineers, plugin junkies and what not. My life is better bc of you peeps.
Thx!

 

I do not want to know who's your pusher

Just curious to ask: what does match the topics title with the post content ?

Anyway, just to replay at the topic title, answer is: I go in front of a mirror just ONCE every 10 years

 

Hair on your ears.

 

f*** me I'm old

 

When your first piece of audio software came from Radium.

 

when I remember I'm getting old

 

You're Getting Old
When all this stuff:
Tik Tok weird dances/behaviours - You tried but don't understand this
Different kind of memes - You need a lot of energy to understand and find genesis and keep up to date quick with every fresh meme which your friends sends
Artifical Intelligence generation/tools sites and other technology 16 nanomeeters CPU, GPU, DAW in Daw under the DAW - Similar. You need a lot of energy to keep up to date to talk with other people in the forums or friends which work with computers

You're Old
When you have all of this in the ass

 

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I'm so old I don't even know what a meme is.
I'm so old my first computer was an abacus.
I remember Texas Instruments, Commodore, Atari, and actual IBM PC's before the clones came along.
I remember 64K being huge onboard memory.
At least I can still remember all this despite my age and alcohol and drug consumption

 

When you look at your age and it is like... 70+. Then you know you are getting pretty old. But if you made it that far, you did what many others didn't do right ;).

 

You are old when you listen to radio stations with more verbal broadcast than music.
You are old if you still teach "Smoke On The Water" and "Stairway To Heaven".
You are old if you think of Ed Sheeran as a random campfire guitar dude.
You are old if you remember times when it was normal to not have a telephone and not have a color TV nor have a washing machine.
You are old if you remember half the properties in your neighborhood being rubble lots from bombings.

 

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You are getting old when.........

Your medicine bottles number more then the dollars in your pocket......
The only places you visit are your Doctors, and the Pharmacy......
The only events you attend are your surgeries.......
You can't take a daily walk because you are a fall risk.....
Every joint in your body is screaming from the pain.....
You Piss your pants several times daily......
Lowering onto a toilet requires a walker......
You change clothes only when you are seeing your Doctor......
And, you do not know what day it is.

Now........Stop asking me these stupid questions, and get off my lawn!!

 

when you press a key(note), you feel nothing.

 

Kids these days have it too easy..
In my time we used to burn CD's by hand!

 

To have lived in a time before stereo
8 Tracks came way before cassettes
Ed Sullivan was a great big deal
Twiggy and Coco Chanel

 

Kind of jokes. Usually jokes on the picture like photo and text or picture representing unverbal joke or video form of it.
They can representing real life situation or association from specific fields.
Surely You know some. Just didn't know that it have definition as a meme.

Here example:

 

In my time we masturbate by hand!
Now kids have fleshlights and other toys.

I don't count. I'm an adult.

So if your kid will stick to the wall in the bathroom some plastic tube.
Don't believe him. This is not a storage for a toilet plunger.

 

Hell yeah, when we were kids we jerked off in a sock and it was good enough for us! And we had to wait for the good movies to come on Cinemax at night cause there wasn't porn 24/7 on demand and we liked it that way!

Btw why do my balls hang half way down my thighs now? When I crap they get wet.

 

fungus can grow everywhere. keep it dry.

 

Same was with songs or later with music videos on vhs.
You waited half a day listetning on radio to record your favourite track on the casette to listen when you want in crappy quality.
Similar with vhs and music videos or movies.

Now it is a few minutes of looking and downloading from warez sites in FLAC 24-bit/192kHz quality or instant listening or watching from streaming services.

 

Sometimes I talk with my fungus.
I pick up a piece of underwear.
And I say Hello to my new fungus friend.
And he responds:
Ha! You motherfucker didn't expect me here
Madam from last friday was too cheap. Sorry dude