How can I train cats like this?

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  1. Margaret

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    Do I need to show them how to do it first?
    Is it even real?


     
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    In essence, you need to treat them like you would treat human kids. With kindness, patience and acknowledgement.
    Never asked myself how to train my cats specific things, and honestly don't even see it as acceptable. But I can always find common ground with them and ask them to do things I genuinely need. I have five cats as of now, and even with the newly adopted feral one, asking (sometimes repeatedly, but still), establishing by own boundaries and respecting theirs work.
     
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    It seems a little far-fetched, but it's funny af
     
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    For the record I wasn't joking.
     
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    It's fake
     
  7. Will Kweks

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    I dunno, teach them to use Premiere I suppose.

    But did you know that Charles Mingus used to train cats to use the toilet? Yeah, it's true and here's his guide: https://www.charlesmingus.com/mingus/cat-traning-program

     
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    What's fake?
    I didn't watch the video, and not gonna.
     
  9. krameri

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    I wasn't laughing at your sincere reply. I was laughing about the video content
     
  10. Margaret

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    What a confusion everywhere. :rofl:
     
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    In turn, I wasn't answering you.
     
  12. Margaret

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    I add funny reaction to your post because you clearly didn't saw video and talking about something different.
     
  13. Margaret

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    We are in humor section :C
     
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    if the internet taught me anything you either need to be from istanbul or japan to become a true cat whisperer
     
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    I used little bits of chicken liver to train my cat to change a flat tire on my bicycle when I hurt my back. That turned out really well. Now I'm working with good Liiddle Puddytat to learn how to clean his litter box all by himself. If I can do that I'll make a video on hyutube to share the glory and get like 2 billion views! Please come with me on the journey.

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    I'm in. SOLD! Fam.
     
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    The picture says it all : Cats can , -and sometimes will ,-learn things that they benefit from. Thats all.

    We give dogs food and they think " There is God , he gives me food"
    We give cats food and they think " I´m given food, so I am God."
     
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    I too, tried to teach my cat to use the toilet. All she learned was to take the roll of toilet paper to her litter box and tear it up while pooping. God, I miss my lil Nadia.
     
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    Nice summary!
    This is the exact juice concentrate of their brains! :yes:
     
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    One hundred and twelve percent on-point. :goodpost:
     
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    If you went to an alien planet and observed one species shoveling the poop of another, what conclusions would you draw?

    Anyway, cats can be trained. You need the right breed, exceptional patience and consistency, and it helps to try to get them to do things that are at least somewhat consistent with their instinctive behaviour. But it's doable.

    Oh, and they have to like you.
     
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