Be careful getting in bed with AI...

here's my story - sort of a warning, I wish I would have know before I just jumped into the deep in with bowling balls tied to my ankles (long story - my cousin is a bowling ball salesman - I have a lot of spare bowling balls)

anyhow..

Big Silicone Valley Tech Company contacts me a bout being a butter taster or somethin, turns out it was a beta tester whatever that is. This Silicone Valley company called Jiggle (they make breast implants and ai's and video streaming service and a blender that also will iron your pants and water the plants, though it dribbles all over, and has mold problems - another story, another time) - Well Jiggle says, we want you to test our AI Business Manager, (their slogan He gets your business - without gettin all up in yer bizness - ((ya gotta luv these tech morons - monkeys on acid trying to juggle chainsaws using your arms)) - So I sez "what could go wrong? Jimmy?

Thats cause his name is Jimmy - the Jiggle Guy, only he spells it JHimie or sometimes without any vowels, he's allergic to vowels, I didn't know that was possible, but he assures me its true.

so short story long, 6 weeks later and my bizness manager ai "Slimey" - (this should have been a clue) yeah his name was Slimey the Ai. - anyhow SLimey sells all my guitars on Ebay and transfers the money to an offshore account and says he sent them to be cleaned and I only find out when I get a 12,000$ shipping bill from fedex cause he also put the freight on my fedex account..

and then he's sleeping with my clock radio behind my back..

I don't whether to shit or go blind. If it wasn't for the liquor, and cough syrup, and double neck banjo (just like Jimmy Pages') that I traded my accordion for, well I don't know what Id do...

anyhow lesson learned, i'm only gonna get burned by human business managers from now on..

I been talkin to Billy Joel's old business manager and he assures me he can get this straightened out for 20%.