Google says it accessed parallel universes with its new supercomputer

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  1. hackerz4life

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    It will probably still hit the wall with 20 acustica plugins loaded, lol.
     
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    Well, Many Worlds Interpretation is a valid take on QM, so it might be that the charitable reading is misunderstanding that.

    But, given it's the Daily Fucking Mail, I'm giving them zero charity whatsoever. Even by the non-existent standards of British tabloids, they have zero credibility whatsoever.
     
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    I was intrigued so found the google announcement:
    https://blog.google/technology/research/google-willow-quantum-chip/

    The multivers bit is the idea that the program ran so quickly that it soved a problem in minutes rather than the predicted 10 septillion years for a modern supercomputer.. "This mind-boggling number exceeds known timescales in physics and vastly exceeds the age of the universe. It lends credence to the notion that quantum computation occurs in many parallel universes, in line with the idea that we live in a multiverse...."
    Out of the three choices I'll go "kind of interesting" (and yes it's not a choice but this is a conversation about quantum stuff so.... ) :unsure:
     
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    What if every universe is granted exactly One Interesting Thing and that was ours?
     
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    I can't believe we had interdimensional travel before non-aliased non-linear digital processing.
     
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    Suprisingly, you'd get better performance on a regular computer when it comes to music production.
     
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    Tss they are only like, at least 7500 BC late.. Google come back when u present the Portal to other dimensions..
    Even Maya Indians accomplished it..:yawn:
     
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    If you're not from the UK, you're unlikely to realise that the Daily Mail is regarded as a joke. It's so unreliable, Wikipedia refuse to allow people to cite it as a source. 99% of the time, they've made the story up or have spun it out of all proportion in order to push their far-right agenda (they literally supported Hitler in the 1930s).
     
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    After AI, multi-verse or parallel universe is the biggest marketing darling today.
    I'm so bored at this point. Please move on to the next buzzword, is already boring in movies/shows.

    Like has been said, the interpretation of the existence/access to another universes is too ambiguous. That kills the interest.
    I bet I could make a case I'm accessing another verse while scratching my ballz.

    The super-computer is interesting, of course. Quantum or not. The article not so much, like @DonaldTwain said above. I mean just look after the title:
    Yeah, my ass too.
     
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    There is nothing behind those claims. That whole "Conventional Computers Trillion Years, So Advanced Only Rick Sanchez Understands It, We Harvest The Power Of All Pocket Calculators Of All Parallel Universes" and all the other BS is exactly that. BS.
    It all translates to "Yougot (lotof) mnney? Givesome, we new hotthing, then hope stockmrkt".
    Right now there ist not one thing, you can do with those things. If that computer is what they say, then have it brute force a .rar with an 8 character password. Should take that thing minus 3 seconds if all is true what they say. Oh it can't even do that? Well what can it do?
     
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