I am currently stuck on my back in the top rehabilitation and pain clinic in the country, Swiss Paraplegic Centre Nottwil. After a neural block to see what is what, I cannot feel my entire right leg, the the doctor performing the procedure informing me that it was a very technical and deep blockage that he performed and that the sciatic nerve must have been affected by the lidocaine injected deep into my pelvic gurtel. My wife is pissed as I have responsibilities today and need to drive around to do lots of stuff. But...I guess I have time to wax on about anything under the sun, so will reply "live" to any and all comers, the sum of my arcan knowledge at your disposal. It might be hours before I can walk to my car and drive away from here. Fucknuts!!ĺ
My good friend, I hope you get over that soon. Anyhow, it's good to read you around. The best vibes to you, buddy. 24 octaves... That's nuts.
Hey! We got a plan to get you out of there. All of those bandages over there on the shelf...... knot them together into a makeshift rope and make your escape through the window. Oh! Wait. They took away your trousers and left you nothing but your pyjamas? Dayum. Wait right there while the boys in the back room come up with a better plan.
As time goes by, the block will go by. One should always try to see the best in what is happening to him. Imagine what it means having a paraplegic or tetraplegic paralysis. So, stay calm, get well soon. Last edited: Jun 28, 2017
Ok. We got it. No need for the trousers. This is the new Escape Plan 'B'. Take half of the bandages and knot them together, as before. The other half is for making yourself a turban and a breechclout. We'll stand outside and tootle away on some Indian flutes. When the bandages rope rises up off the floor, poke one end out of the window. Then climb up the rope to the roof where a helicopter is waiting to whisk you away. Look - here's a quick drawing to show you what to do....
It pains me to see you lying there but seeing as though you have offered your wisdom while temporarily incapacitated ...."What is the meaning of life....if it's not 42 that is ? " Hurry up and get back on your feet friend !!!!!!!!!!!!! We see you are still smiling ....GOOD !
..and while contemplating on the question from @Beth, take a look at this video of baby elephant chasing ducks... get well brother!
Thanks for the laughs friends, I laughed out loud, I stole back my pants and have escaped to the main hall to have a cheese sandwich and a Rivella Red! They won't take me alive. I am one of the fortunate ones rolling around here as probably everybody else here never will get up and walk (not complaining, but my coxxyx is fucking killing me, this thing they did nuttin' for me, gotta get get outta da chair and back to prone position). I see kids with missing limbs, quadriplegic folk navigating high tech chairs with their mouths and all sorts of misfortune about. This place is pretty amazing and does lots for so many and is a real savior to so many. The food's not terrible either!
No leaps except that of hope that I swivel perfectly and land softly. There are rails here, someone made their retirement just on the installations as every hallway, every bathroom, cubicle and place one would need to grab has one!
feel better today man, maybe you can ask that cute nurse for a little 'extra' in your iv! Today will be a good day!!
My not so very mean machine...it has NO glide, man, lots of work to get along and I may need help for the 6° grade to get back to where I need to be! I will do my best. Wheelchar art hanging in the huge foyer of the main building. Pretty cool.
Are they taking your temperature the "old way?" If not, can you request that they take it the "old way?" Any sexy sponge bath stories to share with us? I'm imagining so many hot nurses walking around that it looks like a porn could erupt at any second... Last edited: Jun 28, 2017
