Eating Chicken Gives Boys Small Di.. .

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  1. Lager

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    I know you're musician and musicianship is more important than these trivial matters for you.:disco:




    There are techniques like jelqing to compensate but read carefully about it before any endeavor. Here is Audiosex and maybe is required someday. Who knows.:dunno:
     
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  3. 23322332

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    You should be more concerned about the myriads of gene mutations and illnesses associated with modern air, food and water...
     
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  4. Moogerfooger

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    Absolute rubbish.
     
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  5. Blue

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    He doesn't care about cancer because at least he has a big dick.
     
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  6. Blue

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    Blacks eat chicken a lot and it would seem they have a bigger dick than whites.So it's absolutely ridiculous.

    And by the way,having a big dick is your first concern,OP ?

    What about having a bigger brain ?
     
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    Damn, then what does overindulging in a fish diet result in?
     
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    I'm a boy, eat chicken, my DI still has a 1/4 inch input jack and so far hasn't shrunk to 1/8". That title is poppycock! I'm with you, Moogerfooger.
     
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  9. PsYAuM

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    A proper stinky mangina
     
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    if eating chicken gives boys small dicks then why is mine so big despite eating chicken?
     
  11. Ad Heesive

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    Apparently it also makes you go blind.:dunno:
     
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    then how can i see?
     
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    One of my friends died from cancer a few years ago - he was in his early 20s... We all breathe, drink and eat plastic and toxic garbage.
     
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    I asked my wife if she liked chicken. She said, "Yes. I love it."
    So, when I followed up with "Suck on this. It's fowl," I was a little surprised when she punched me in the balls.
     
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    I guess if they are bigger it makes YOU happy! LOL
     
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    :deep_facepalm:
     
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    This is clearly another vegan conspiracy...

    OMG :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
    Still the same old titz despite all of your recent improvements :rofl:

    PS. Obviously I'm joking, but worse (watch and learn @Gyro Gearloose :bleh:) actual things have been said:
    https://www.independent.co.uk/life-...ollywood-director-game-changers-a8321911.html

    Of course Cameron isn't vegan, he's just a giant moneymaker.
     
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    I eat chicken and make music.. my bad :bleh:
     
  20. Friggy

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    Why are you concerned about the size of boy's dicks?
     
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    American chicken causes more deaths per capita.than EU chicken...fact.
     
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