As the topic says, I often ask that myself, lets see what the poll reveals

 

Do I enjoy staying wet after a shower? Ummmm. No, I have a beard but I'm not Aquaman!

 

When I lived in a secluded cabin with an outdoor shower with a wild rat that became a funny friend, in the dry heat of a Southern California summer I certainly didn't because I didn't put any clothes on afterward. However, now that I mostly need to dress I definitely do.

 

After reading about that wild rat, it put me off and I kinda had to go look at the question again!

 

what do you mean after a shower? of course I rather stay wet 24/7

Spoiler: link - NSFW

https://civitai.com/posts/4233804

 

There is flooding in my area now, that's why I won't answer this question

 

hate drying my hair properly, so I just sit in front of the fan while browsing TikTok

 

LOL, what a question! Who needs to know? Anyways, the answer is:
(drum rolling)
Only if I can play with my favorite audio effects on a virtual instrument that I got from Audioz at the same time
Or if my favorite music is blasting in the background, something in the likes of Satanochio "for every crime"

 

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Absolutely, I have a huge bath towel that I grasp in both hands and wrap around me like a bat, then shimmy my body to dry, and enjoy the way it feels on my boobs.

 

I don't dry myself off. I step out of the shower and start collecting the water that drips from my body. The water I then carefully pour into small vials and flacons which I sell on OnlyNotes.com as "Counterpoint Cola". To achieve maximum market saturation, I sell a competing product called "Polyrhythm Pepsi" on my second account - naturally, the products are identical.

My only customer so far is ULX, who subscribes to monthly deliveries of both.

 

"I found out that you collect the water wrong, the size of the drip is incorrect,"

 

Came home from not being naked and saw Rat standing there on my outdoor kitchen counter top without a care in the world. I naturally told the rat to vamoose but it just looked at me as if I was a curiosity. I approached her and she didn't move a muscle, and when I reached out with a finger she bowed her head and I carresed her little noggin. How could I get rid of such a friendly beast?

For the next couple of months she would steal everything she could get her paws on in my tiny cabin in the woods. Guitar picks, lighters, matches and bottle caps would be gone from where I had laid them. I discovered that she was stashing her ill gotten goods behind the cushion of my only chair. I'd retrieve them in the morning only to have everything disappear in the dark of night. Part of her nocturnal route was running over my head and she'd wake me up as she scampered quickly by.a couple of times a night. She ate what I ate and soon began filling out from the thin girl she was when we'd first met.

One of my other neighbors was a beautiful young bobcat who once actually walked on my foot just before I turned on that outdoor shower, mouse in mouth and very focused in going from point A to wherever she was heading to munch out on her meal. I get the feeling that she also dined on Rat as one day the dear disappeared not to be seen again.

 

You're a tease...Images hidden due to mature content settings.

Fixed

 

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yo i really didnt give a fuck till i got these new towels; theyre so soft. i feel like the spirits of my grandmothers looked down on me with approval when they saw me buy these

 

I'm not the one making rules

 

Please, please, please make the rules.

 

What kind of shower?

 

the mix of freezing and getting warm at the same time is one of the view things when i praise zivilisation

 

no i hate it
i dispise it.

 

When your head is smooth as an 8ball, you literally dry in seconds..
a different type of joy