Just don't kill each other. s'easy

Spoiler: lyrics

Carter's jacket presents...
consolation for unconvinced sweethearts
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You're the one
Who shares my hours
You're the one
Who shares my house
You're the one
Who shares my showers
You're the one
Who ate my mouse;
My goldfish on a sandwich
My cat sauteed with wine.
Despite these tiny failings,
Won't you be my valentine.

You're the one
Who cooked me breakfast
And they said it wouldn't last.
It's six miles to the hospital.
It's lucky I drive fast.
A tasty foxglove salad
And deadly Nightshade tea.
Despite these minor foibles,
You're the valentine for me.

Like the concrete overcoat you made,
I know you only want the best for me.
But is it really practical
For a day out on the sea.

You're right, my darling valentine,
The bathroom wasn't warm.
The electric heater you supplied
Fell in, caused quite a storm.
The shock just warmed my heart to you,
You're so caring that you said
"I'll surely be your valentine
The day that you are dead".

 

Last edited: Feb 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM

I would rather not discuss about that discrimination shit. Thank you!

This thread is about love... somehow...

 

Meanwhile at Microsoft HQs: the biggest psychotropic blunt ever ended with this. Oh, and it's on-topic!

 

@Xupito lol, people gotta make stuff so complicated. just get them shit they like

 

So funny. Like do you really need AI to pick a gift for someone lol. I mean i sort of get it, can help you brainstorm or something, but its really not that difficult to pick a gift for a loved one. A colleague, distant family member, friend of friend or something sure.