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  1. Gyro Gearloose

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    mein punkt ist for paar dekaden hatten wir alles was mensch braucht im land...uk landwirtschaft is so hart veraendert worden durch eu...
    allerdings die in der stadt hatten schon immer zu erst nix mehr zu essen..
     
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  3. mild pump milk

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    HoRNet (Italy) released an updated version of his plugin several hours ago. Glad he is fine and will feel good!
    Guys, be healthy!
     
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    OMG hahahaha:rofl::rofl::rofl::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:
     
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    Again... all of you are over-reacting to an aggressive flu... the average age of people dying from coronavirus is 81.
    The same people would die from seasonal flu. Because they end up with pneumonia. The problem is that the elderly (more-than-likely) already suffer from compromised immune systems and are either weakened by pre-existing conditions like heart disease, cancer, diabetes, COPD along with other health issues and some of them suffer from ALL of those mentioned! They are the ones dying because they can't get the help they need due to the insane panic created by people who are not remotely going to be affected... calm the fuck down, so the elderly people can get the help they need!!
     
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  7. relexted

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    The thought-form sold to people is the real virus. mind control.
     
  8. mild pump milk

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    81? In Russia most people die at 40-65. So, that is why 0 people died from coronavirus (more than 90 people have coronavirus in Russia, according to official info on May 16), but die from other illness, vodka, heart attacks etc. every day.

    The most dangerous is that this new kind of coronavirus appeared and is spreading over the whole planet. More and more. Also dangerous, this will be always, from now. Outbreak may end, but it may come back from smallest outbreaks again, retransform into another form(s), etc etc etc.

    Be healthy. Be at home more. Wash hands. Work at home. Mix online. Produce online. Write songs online. Record vocalists with medicine masks) use RX to remove covid19 from recordings (module is called DeCOVID), use virus-cut filters, gates, more oversampling to remove coronaviral aliasing. Joke of coz.
    make new decisions, risk less. Let's wait for summer, September to see what will happen.
     
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  9. Joe_sleaze

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    death rate Flu is around 0.1-0.2%
    CoroVid has a death rate of 3.4%

    It's no Flu.
     
  10. Xupito

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    True. And the key is this:
    Because there's no vaccine. And it'll take about a year to get one massively produced in the best scenario.
    Infected people, finally dying or not, need kind of 2 week to heal and another 2 to stop spreading it.
    The real danger is the massive spreading which could lead to saturation and collapse of health facilities and professionals (which also don't have a vaccine to protect themselves).
     
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    You stupid fool
     
  12. OraMorph

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    You are intelligent, nice joke:wink:
     
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    I hope all the young, virtue signalling dumb cunts who are taking the disease back to their elderly family would start dying of COVID so they would stop puffing their chest out and thinking they have anything intelligent to say about the matter.

    Its just the flu? you dumb cunt your not a doctor! or a scientist... or anything you just see there are similarities and go right ahead making presumptions


    so to be honest a few of you in a big pile would not hurt the earth one bit

    The elderly would appreciate if you stop being disease vectors carrying it across the world now?
    and just sit the fuck down and shut up
     
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    Greta Thunberg is in heaven: planet's revenge will kills a lot of polluter.
    Coronavirus will never kill me: I'm already dying of laughter.
     
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    Yes, it is not such a bad thing to cull the herd of humans growing like mold on the planet, thinking theyre entitled to everything.

    But what a beautiful thing if coronavirus was selective and only killed the polluters and mindless consuming sheep who would rather scorch the earth than buy one less plastic nappy for their ugly little child
     
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    What about my big car and all my kids and my house and business and snowmobile etc etc?

    Fuck you for even asking you greedy pig! Nature doesn't give one shit about your little problems :) the individual is nothing, the species is everything.

    Stop dealing and eating rare animals you crazy chinese fucks! SARS, COVID what else do you need to ferment in your disgusting, seething bowles of wet markets before we just nuke the country and seal it off?
     
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    Sounds like Erich Honeker's dreamland.
     
  18. The Revenant

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    What's the death rate of malaria?
    What's the death rate of an airstrike (in middle-east)?
    Don't be afraid. Don't panic. Three months (or even six) at home with food, Internet, sex partner... that's nothing in comparison of one week under fire or in jail.
    Be a man, FFS!
     
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  19. Iggy

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    Corona sucks. I think you already know the answer for what the best beer is, but just in case you don't:

     
  20. tun

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    tell that to the chinese rioters.. i mean.. civilians.
     
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