Corona virus discussion...

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  1. ( . ) ( . )

    ( . ) ( . ) Audiosexual

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    EDIT:

    due to the corona virus getting more serious I have decided to remove the humour element of this post.

    The thread is still open for discussion of course...

    get well soon everyone who is infected... :sad:
     
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  3. smallboy15

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    lol perfect timing in this thread, I live in Helsinki and my Gf's parents just returned from ski trip in Austria (a corona hotspot). 2 days later they got tested and returned positive for it. I have been in contact with them since they returned and now I'm on 2 weeks home quarantine, paid sick leave. I got my snacks, my DAW, my plugs, my AZ/AS peeps. No symptoms yet but I got tested yesterday, should hear back any time now.
     
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  4. Arabian_jesus

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    I live way up north in Sweden. Thought that we might be spared because we have the least population density in europe, but of course someone returned from a ski trip to Italy (or Austria?) and now people has started to get sick... migh as well :suicide:
     
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    FINLANDIAAA!

    Hope they get well soon and hope you're in the clear :like:
     
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  6. smallboy15

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    If people have it up in Lapland, what hope do the rest of us have :rofl:
     
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    Fingers crossed, it´s not here in this part of Finland yet. More likely to be bigger cities problem of course
     
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    OK, here's another one for bitches:

    What do you have to say to get to the doctor immediately without waiting?

    Buongiorno!
     
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    Everyone must stay home! Quarantine is in effect!

    (Fine print: Also there's no toilet paper, so... shower frequently and don't shake anyone's hands!)
     
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    I was born with corona virus and use to infect all forums I visit... Darwin and me.
     
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    Drink hot milk with honey.
    Eat garlic.
    Vegetables, fruits. Citrus stuff. Vitamins.
    No fucking fast food, it kills health.
     
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    Of course you will recommend the milk :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    I you die please leave me your studio in will, i promise i will make good use out it. (sterilise it first obv)
     
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  15. Polomo

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    Corona is just a heavy common cold :winker:

    I want a life like the last man on Earth

    But no Corona is just a joke in terms of lethally :bleh:

    Now I go back and play Plague Inc.
     
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    I quess why this is causing so much panic, because it's easy to take over and there are no medicines for it yet. Although, also don't forget that even before this all started there were already a lot of people that died from a flu every year.

    I am not really afraid for it actually. Like if I get sick, because a lot more than the majority of the total people that were infected have been recovered already. It's just not that bad. Although, I can still understand why older or already sick people are concerned. I hope everyone that's sick will be recovered and have acces to the best available healthcare. All my love to you people! You will survive this!

    And for the ones that are not infected me, including me, then we have to do our best to not get infected aswell. It would not be fun if you hear later that someone died from this, while he got infected by you.

    I feel sad for people from China aswell. I think a lot of people are experiencing a form of discrimination currently. Let's hope this is going to be fixed as soon as possible. It just brings so much unrest. Italy is in lockdown. No flights allowed to America. This is going very badly.
     
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    Just don't, it kills health as much as fast food.
     
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    I agree!
     
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    It's the coronavirus, you're not trying to ward off vampires!

    By the way, there is a new strain of it that people are getting sick from where they start doing this stupid dance. It's called the Macorona Virus
     
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    I got that Corona Virus corona.jpeg but only feel tipsy. My mixes sound better and people tell me that I am not so cranky. My girl loves to licky licky the Corona.


    corona.jpg
     
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  21. DSP4LiFE

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    Good luck anyone that has it, even if you get it and recover you will probably be left with permanent scarring of the lungs.

    Don't think you understand the situation fully couldn't possibly be in any danger. Thats a fools move.
     
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