computer smokes pot

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    Terrible idea, just tried it. I put bud inside my computer and light it up, saw couple of sparkles and now my computer won´t start anymore.
    Do you think putting speed inside it would make it start again?
     
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    Only one way to find out
     
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    clearly a fake
     
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    What part, her shirt? :) It looks like about 2 ounces stuck together, but with no compression.
     
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    I reckon not only the computer does it
     
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    My own computer refuses to start up without a double expresso the first thing in the morning and can't sleep without half a Xanax end of the day., so yes, I believe some speed might be a very temporary solution until the two of you get into some kind of couples therapy. You might however need to do a clean install or find a restore point prior to "the incident" before the issue is resolved. Additionally, and I'm speaking as a friend and echoing Xupito's thoughts, your computer can't smoke weed by itself. You need to look inside yourself and make some changes there before you can expect your machine to do likewise. From speaking with friends who have had a similar experience as the two of you, don't do an online thing (they regret it soooo much), but rather take yourselves to a qualified computer doctor at a real, analog practice. If you're online they always ask that you disable your virus program which is great to help it open up to it's issues but leaves it vulnerable to malware and viruses. Good luck.
     
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    my PC when I'm googling new parts to built a new one :

     
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    weed is an integral part of the the proper functioning of any computing device.
     
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    I'm loving the science in this thread.
     
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    i had an intel macbook pro, dropped a few gram of speed in it and now it's an M1 pro
     
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    The science of computers on dope is settled.
     
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    Peer reviewed dope.
     
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    I used to let my weed dry on my video card
     
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