Clowns

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  1. Smeghead

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    Clowns used to scare me but now they turn me on... am I ok
     
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    Turned to a regular coulrophile now, have you?

    I think clowns are scary by design, but the makeup did bring us Kiss and corpsepaint, so it's not all bad. I don't know where I'm going with this, but I'll just state that sexy clowns can't exist.

    Yes it's very late over here, why do you ask?
     
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    I saw a clown in full costume taking a dump on the emergency lane next to his car on the 101 Freeway in L.A. It's still etched on my eyeballs 30 years later.
     
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    I think King Crimson sang about this:

    Elephants forgot, force-fed on stale chalk
    Ate the floors of their cages
    Strongmen lost their hair, paybox collapsed
    And the clowns dumped on roads
    Gloves raced round the ring, stallions stampeded
    Pandemonium seesaw
    I ran for the door, ringmasters shouted
    "All the fun of the Cirkus!"

    Ok, maybe I'm remembering incorrectly...
     
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    This is the way
     
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    No.
     
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    Elephants forgot, force-fed on stale chalk
    Ate the floors of their cages
    Strongmen lost their hair, paybox collapsed
    And clowns sharpened their teeth

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    But of course...
    Noooottt :hahaha:
     
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    It's the political clowns that scare me.
     
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    You have conquered your fear and your brain has actually evolved, you have become older, wiser, calmer, more relaxed.

    If you can watch this film without feeling uncomfortable, you are cured:

    Clown Jango Edwards (1985) Moscow, U.S.S.R. Show feat Davey Norket "Classics"
     
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    See, that's what I think. I still don't like mimes though.
     
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    What kind of humor or clowns do you like? Do you have any examples?
     
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    i really hate when ppl put their cats clothes on for different reasons but lately i often have a thought bout putting ours some clownsuits on ....for different reasons:lmao:
     
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    showcase dolls used to scare me but now they turn me on... am I ok
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    Leaving this here
     
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    Artistika 2015: Peter Shub
     
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    Clowns, I know too many of them.
     
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    The origins of clowns is deep. I was reading an old book from the 1500's and in it they were talking about "clowwns" from the long lost and covered up in history kingdom of Tartaria. It's no surprise they are associated with terror and movies like Killer Clowns From Outer Space are not just stupid horror movies I used to love as a kid in the 80's, they're expressing something much more profound.
     
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