Chechnya bans songs deemed too fast or too slow

Discussion in 'Industry News' started by guns and gold, Apr 9, 2024.

  1. The King

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    Very smart move! But they can't succeed because Internet's power is more than anything. Internet almost changed everything and no culture could survive. America's musical culture collapsed with its greatness, let alone other countries.

    DAWs and VST technology destroyed music in all countries. They opened the feet of illiterate people to the world of music, and illiterate people are the biggest danger to any culture.
     
  2. Slavestate

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    Better start snapping up all that Chechnya Jungle before the prices go through the roof!!
     
  3. El Cycer

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    Me play with Traktor
    Me play any song using pitch control +/-
    Me legal
     
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    So if you make music as something you expect to be paid for and are now outside of Chechen regulatory BPM guide you just lost 3 cents. Hope you can feed your kids with what is left over.
     
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    Death Metal song is more likely a Living Metal in Chechnya after brought down to 116bpm :trolls:
     
  6. clone

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    This article was on the news websites with a picture taken in Grozny. But there it is called What House?
     
  7. belucky

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    80-116 BPM? Thank goodness this New Beat classic is safe!
     
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  8. xorome

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    Guilloteeny noticed you're listening to some dangerously fast music. Guilloteeny wants you to know that we take speed limits very seriously in Chechnya.

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  9. Xupito

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    hhahaha no wayyy!!! Poor metal lovers :rofl:

    Already getting banned again Foster? Til' next time. Don't be in a hurry to come back :rofl:
     
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    This is really a positive for musical creativity. Think of the new genres that've never been heard before...Chechnain Dubstep, Chechnain Speedrun, Chechnian Black Metal. I'm moving to Chechnya, who's in?

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  11. Quantised Noise

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    Punishment for making music too fast or slow to be chechan folk music is to be forced to listen to chechan folk music.
     
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