CATable: A cry for help from a desperate cat owner

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  1. Evorax

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    Another one for our Top Ten Cat Gadgets? Ruan Hao’s CATable could only be the invention of a severely Stockholm Syndrome-impaired cat owner. Designed as a desperate ploy to convince your cat that there’s somewhere more interesting to be than on top of your laptop right now, there is only one possible reaction I can imagine from the world’s feline population: utter disdain.

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    Nice guys finish last, especially when they own cats. Chinese designer Ruan Hao sounds like a really nice guy. Exactly the kind of guy a cat would take advantage of at every opportunity. Listen to him describe his CATable invention in his own, charming words:

    People who live with cats always have these kind of experiences.

    1. Putting away the cat from your laptop is like a sentimental ritual of temporary farewell.

    2. A proper sized hole could be so irresistible to cats. Their curiosity would be greatly satisfied through repetitively exploring the unknown path behind the hole.

    The design of CATable was a fusion of those experiences, as well a locus where the interaction occurs. It is a table for us, and a paradise for cats.


    The poor, sweet, battered soul. Does he not understand? Buy a cat an expensive toy, and it will take great delight in playing with the box, and show nothing but contempt for the toy itself. Build a cat a thousand-dollar gorgeous table full of hidey holes, and you’ll do nothing but reaffirm Muffy's deep affection for the window sill and the warm laptop keyboard.

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    This cat is thinking “Dad has forced me into this hole, and I shall remain here until the time is ripe to attack his unprotected crotch.”

    ither way, the CATable is a beautiful piece of furniture as well as a thinly veiled cry for help. Messages of condolence and suggestions for support groups can be sent to Ruan Hao at LYCS Architecture.
     
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  3. sideshowbob

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    I`ve been waiting a long time for it... :rofl:

    Check the link to gizmag.com / lycs-arc.com at the end of your post.
    Not working proper, yet. *no*
     
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    Hmmm... All those cat holics
     
  5. I could never get to my homework when I was a kid because there was always Tomas my cat sitting on top of the pile of books or paper, every single time.
     
  6. Evorax

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    Actually i don't even own a cat :dunno: but i did it as a kind manner, for guys like SillySausage, OneReason or THISISTHEEND. :rofl: I thought maybe they(and many others) might find this post interesting... :dunno:
    I just care 'bout my buddies, you kno'?
     
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    Just kidding, that was intended as a religious pun
    :mates:
     
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    Cat has a cat. *yes* ​
     
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    Awwwwwww! :hug:
     
  10. Evorax

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    And the picture is damn funny :rofl:

    If that's your cat, i might ask it to come with me in the club, cuz' it would be nice as a bouncer and buddy at the same time.

    EDIT: Does it have enough stamina when comes 'bout drinkin'? [​IMG]
     
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    Yeah man he can also hold his liquor so you don't have to worry about making a scene. [​IMG]
     
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    I have a Cat too, he's always looking out for me, he's always lurking so i'm always on my P's & Q's not to get spotted :bleh:

    But in other News
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    Now look on what kind of ads i get now :wow: :

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    for sex sake? What is a "Cat Pro" ? [​IMG]
     
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    [​IMG] I reacted the same way... but luckily i had no cup in my hand :rofl:
     
  18. Introninja

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    Yea man that pic was funny as hell :rofl:
     
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