Hi there audiosexers,

I'm just a little thread and spent most of my childhood just working on my powers. Now that I'm adult I have everything you would expect from a fresh thread. I provide complete text formatting, you can add all kinds of media to me and even emoticons. I did my very best to serve you in the f**king best way a thread could ever serve you.

But to my despair, there's this bully. The bully calls himself "What is real and not" and is just annoying and always heading to be the first thread, so no other thread have any chance to be read. Any participation in me, for example, is always fought by that bully.

So, please, dear audiosexers, help me become stronger, so that I can beat that bully where it really hurts! You may do whatever you like with me, I will do my very best to put all of you in the shiny bright light of attention. Just feed me with input, and make me look nice. I will grow stronger that way, and if I'm able to beat the bully, wow, that would be the happiest day in my life!

For all the dead threads. For all the buried corpes that gave up on this bully. Let's fight him!

Thank you so much,
your cute little Thready

 

wink wink
;D

 

seriously, get that shit outta here

 

This thread is real.

 

Or not

 

I grow stronger, my muscles are building up! Keep feeding me!

Yours truly,
Thready

 

loool nice funny idea!

full support +1

 

psshahaha

 

You should use the ignore option. First time I've used it in a forum in my life and it's effective enough.

 

Too much LSD. Or not enough.

 

I honestly thought this was going to be a thread on "What beat is real, the real drums, or programmed?", some kind of comparison. Despite it not being what I initially thought, what's going on? I'm drunk.

 

here, take some...

 

There's a guy called Steve at the local pizza shop. He looks like Jesus.
I ordered a flatbread.

 

You can never go wrong with flatbread. I wouldn't trust someone that looks like Jesus making my food. Found way too many hairs before. Some VERY suspect, but thankfully most not.

 

I had a dream about eating some really chewy flatbreads. When I woke up, all the slip-mats on my turntables were gone.

 

I'd take that over having a dream about eating a stuffed-crust, then waking up with a chewed off foreskin any day!

 

this thread is really tasty.. I wanna take it back to my crib

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Dude! That would be an awful disappointment. The one and only time that I manage bend myself in half and I slept through the whole thing? Dayum.

 

Last edited: Apr 26, 2017