BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Harrison Consoles introduces a new DAW that works in reverse from Mixbus, it's called subxiM. This advanced DAW utilizes Harrison's 'Digital Universal Mixing Brain' (DUMB), which transforms perfectly good sounding analog audio into the typical bad digital audio we all hate. The art of turning good sound into bad is not new, other DAWs have been doing this for decades, but Harrison has perfected it with subxiM v1.

Take a look at the quotes:

"subxiM is good news for those with bad ears, thanks to Harrison's unique approach to DUMB. Truly genius!" - Dr. Iva Heardenuf, author of the best selling book 'Convince everyone your bad mix sounds great by employing reverse-psychoacoustics'.

"Harriosn's DUMB takes the guesswork out of stupidity" - Maxwell Tinnitus of Reverb Laboratories, Reverb dept., recipient of the prestigious Attenuation Award for his lifelong work in the pseudo-scientific field of Audio Nulling and his numerous failed attempts to prove a negative.

Harrison developers have big plans for subxiM v2. They are hard at work at advancing the 'Digital Universal Mixing Brain' to include 'Emulation Re-modeling' (DUMBER).

Pricing: $29,999. You can even use Harrison's newly minted Mix Bucks towards your purchase. (Mix Bucks sometimes referred to as Dave Dollars, Console Reserve Notes, or Fader Funds)

 

I am speechless...
Wish we had a little more choices in the rating icons...

 

I also heard, that the world's most unknown mastering apprentice Dean Oyzer said: "If you can't wreck it this way, there's no way."

 

Why Do These BIG ANNOUNCEMENT Happen On First Day Of April?

 

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