Band names you wish would exist

Discussion in 'humor' started by tulamide, Aug 21, 2016.

  1. Brilliant...The SideBooBs are...is. The sound of The Sideboobs is at once quirky and unique and it somehow gives me the sense, the feeling of getting away with something when I say it out loud, and even just thinking it aloud takes me in that same direction.Do you own the rights? Can I license it from you for when I start my new band ? :)
     
  2. tulamide

    tulamide Audiosexual

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    I should have warned that this thread is not suitable for kids :bleh:
    (Oh my, what will this emoticon produce in your mind?)
     
  3. mild pump milk

    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

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    Band Name You Wish Would Exist - All Rights Reversed (Album)
     
  4. Beth

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    No contract required if you want to be 'The Left S***********s...." and I'll use "The Right S***********s...." or vice versa...you choose :rofl:
     
  5. Impressive

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    But come on. There's a band called the butthole surfers. I don't think we need to ask for more in terms of humorous band names. Not a good band IMO, but the name is hilarious. :hahaha:
     
  6. @Beth .. thank goodness you had the decorum and good common sense to use those stars. It shows good breeding, and because of this very fact my dear mother gives me her permission for me to be in the band, The Left S***********s to your proverbial,The Right. I feel more secure in this position because if I am playing the guitar I won't be poking you constantly with the headstock of the neck. Can we call the first album "...or are you just happy to see me?" We might call the first song, "Is It Cold Outside".

    On a side note and being totally honest and true, I thought that this was a new thread entitled, "Brand Names You Wish Would Exist". My addition would have been called Fernwood Fire Brigade, a company whose calling would be of manufacturing specialists fabricating tube guitar amplifier attenuation systems with a promise of purity of original amp tone with none the associated loss of high end rolloff that is so bound with most of the current offereings. I think I'll go make a cup of coffee and wake my t*ts up, I mean eyes.
     
  7. Seedz

    Seedz Rock Star

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    Rimmer?
     
  8. returnal

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    Leather Sperm
     
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  10. Crater, Returnal and Seedz...now that is a winning name for a band. You three gotta get together, the world is waiting for you to conquer. @Crater @returnal @Seedz ...♤♤♤♤
     
  11. returnal

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    And the album will be Leather Sperm Poop Rimmer.
     
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    farao Rock Star

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    Hindu Hellfire
    6000 Years Old
    God Created Assholes
    P-Juice (Pussy Jews)
    Puke on Papa Pope
    Child Molesting Foundlers
    Fucking Imams in the Ass
    72 Stupid Muslims
    Mohammed the Comic
    Apostacy Now
    Fuck 9-year olds
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  13. Impressive

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  14. subGENRE

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    my xbox gamertag
    l33tz speak, would make a good group name too?
     
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  16. I have an old friend who currently still writes an underground fanzine called Testicle Pressure, or Test Press, for short. Some of you on the fringe might dig it. Lots of bands with interesting names, lots of creative artwork such as from the band ism and their lovely Partridge Family homage, I Think I Love You.
    http://testpress.net/propcat/ismcvr.gif
     
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    Mouse Rat
    Ninja Dick
    Malice in Chains
    Punch Face Champion
    Flames for Flames
    Department of Homeland Obscurity
    Jet Black Pope
    Fourskin
    Teddy Bear Suicide
    Tackle Shaft
    Scrotation Marks
    Scarecrow Boat
     
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    Ten Steps To The Deep
     
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    Just couldn't resist waking up this thread from the dead:
    Salafistf*ckers.
    Sorry...
    I'll see myself out...
     
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