Band names you wish would exist

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  1. tulamide

    tulamide Audiosexual

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    What kind of music would you expect from them? Jazz-Metal fusion? However, great one!

    Damn, you're awesome! I would love to hear their music. I would expect (in order of appearance) Bluegrass, Grunge, Britpop
     
  2. junh1024

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    The WXYZs. (And should be mixed/presented in ambisonics, too).
     
  3. Beth

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    The Needs More Cowbells

    or maybe :wink:

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  4. mild pump milk

    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

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    Steve Fuck-Cocky - Drop the Claps (Steve Faoki Remix)

    Hi-Hats - Hello Hats (Bye Pass remix)
     
  5. Beth

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    forgive me straying slightly off topic but hasn't it been a long time since that Robert Palmer 'Addicted To Love' video !!!
    What were his all girl slicked back hair sexy band called ??? time seems to have flown for them :rofl:

    [​IMG]

    also there's the "the color of your underwear + the last thing you ate = your band name " little game :)
     
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  6. Seedz

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    Harry Hardon and the Clitoris Munchers

    Porn Star Sweethearts

    Moist Pink
     
  7. Dee Kay

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    3 guys and a girl
    Crushing on the ex
    2much seasoning
     
  8. @Beth .. Black Cous Cous

    A few others:

    Fluffy and the Slugs .. the superliquidsunshine experience .. Beth and the Rest .. Michael's Jackson. My favorite is the last one.
     
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  9. Or .. Michael, Jack's Son?
     
  10. e-minor

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    No chill lmao :rofl::beg::hahaha:. You guys are hilarious.

    The Impressive Herr Durrs lol
     
  11. Beth

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    Hey I like the sound of 'Beth & The Rest' ! .....Do you own the rights? Can I license it from you for when I start my new band ? :)

    and on the underwear+last food thought my band would be Pink Banana !
     
  12. tulamide

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    You don't do them justice! Here they are in 2014:
    [​IMG]

    Source: http://www.chicagonow.com/hippy-shakes/2014/08/what-happened-to-the-robert-palmer-girls/

    There are one or two I'd still date :hillbilly:

    But I think they had no name.

    underwear+food thing: No Hazelnut-Caramel-Icecream
     
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  13. Beth

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    @tulamide yes that's a much more flattering photo. the one i found must have been on a cheap phone in bad light :)
     
  14. Herr Durr

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    @tulamide wow... I'm flashing back and flashing forward all at the same time ! :wow:
     
  15. It's all your's...

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  16. Impressive

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    "Impressive From AudioSEX"
    Or just "AudioSEX"
     
  17. Wando Waiato

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    I really like the name PONY SLAYSTATION. But it's an existing band.

     
  18. rickbarratt

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    theeeeee B sharps.
     
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  19. Beth

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    Where's that virtual pen? Let me sign quickly !
    I can see you are experienced in the machinations of the music business !
    Consider it done my friend.
    My band, yet to have any other members apart from myself, hence forth is formally known as "Beth & The Rest"
    Do you think this may cause internal friction though ? You know what people are like if they think one person gets all the attention....even if deserved :rofl:
    There is an opening for a violin player if you are interested ! :winker:

    This is my other band:
    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Reza73

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    Moonhead
    :excl:
     
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