Band names you wish would exist

Discussion in 'humor' started by tulamide, Aug 21, 2016.

  1. tulamide

    tulamide Audiosexual

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2016
    Messages:
    847
    Likes Received:
    761
    Title says it all. Band names, in the past, had a big influence. "Kraftwerk" says everything, "The Temptations" proves self-confidence and "Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band" leaves no doubt of what to expect:


    But are there any names, that would make you listen to the band's music, if it existed? No matter if serious or funny - post here.

    Here are some I'd love to exist:

    - Tremor Tim and The Toasters
    - Dr Tinnitus
    - Ensign Clarke and The Toothbreakers
     
    • Like Like x 2
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Love it! Love it! x 1
    • List
  2.  
  3. mild pump milk

    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2014
    Messages:
    2,786
    Likes Received:
    2,381
    Location:
    Russia
    Audiosex At The Gates Of The Condom Kingdom

    Huh... Not the band name, just album title. Just good for the next audiosexed albums))) Porn groove, smooth jazz, enigmatic, lounge, just music for sex, love and relax)))
     
    • Like Like x 4
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • List
  4. Herr Durr

    Herr Durr Guest

    an old one from FloriDUH

    Sparky Spinkelink and Joltin' Bundy : Songs from the Electric Chair
     
  5. muaB

    muaB Producer

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2012
    Messages:
    312
    Likes Received:
    97
    The Compressors
    or

    the Vintages
     
  6. Wurlie Rocker

    Wurlie Rocker Producer

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2015
    Messages:
    212
    Likes Received:
    96
    Your thread's name gives me gas...

    No, actually, it doesn't, sorry. It's just...

    My spicy chicken curry awoke a nasty Indian god

    That's what really happened, I guess. ...unleashed hot winds of his wrath...

    There goes your weird cool name BTW.

    C'mon, don't even tell me you wasn't instantly inspired by it and didn't think of writing something musically. GTFO, I won't believe that in a thousand years. It just begs for a song like some cheesy, smelly, hairy beggar. Period.
     
  7. mild pump milk

    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2014
    Messages:
    2,786
    Likes Received:
    2,381
    Location:
    Russia
    There is a Russian very popular synth-pop project with female singer - Винтаж (vintage, pronounced as vintazh/vintuzh, like the word garage in french manner - gerazh).

    Maybe, The Vintage Vibes)
     
    • Interesting Interesting x 1
    • List
  8. Beth

    Beth Guest

    Well looking at the contributions thus far I'd say:

    Herr Durr & The Tulamide Wurlie Rockers :wink:

    new album coming out called 'Mild Pump Milk' mixed by DJ muaB
     
    • Like Like x 5
    • Interesting Interesting x 2
    • Love it! Love it! x 2
    • List
  9. mastalogic

    mastalogic Member

    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2012
    Messages:
    50
    Likes Received:
    9
    Vintage Compressors!
     
  10. mastalogic

    mastalogic Member

    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2012
    Messages:
    50
    Likes Received:
    9
    "We Make Music With Pirated Samples From Audioz, Don't Sue Us"

    would be the best band name ever.
     
    • Winner Winner x 3
    • Like Like x 2
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • List
  11. stevitch

    stevitch Audiosexual

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2014
    Messages:
    869
    Likes Received:
    582
    Location:
    Here
    The Faoki Family
     
    • Funny Funny x 6
    • Like Like x 2
    • Love it! Love it! x 1
    • List
  12. Kwissbeats

    Kwissbeats Audiosexual

    Joined:
    Mar 31, 2014
    Messages:
    1,566
    Likes Received:
    655
    "I bought Kill bill the dvd to rip the siren sample myself just to be save"

    obviously it would be trap oriented group :rofl:
     
  13. thantrax

    thantrax Audiosexual

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2012
    Messages:
    2,588
    Likes Received:
    2,684
    Location:
    Italy
    Bands:
    ■ O2T - Out of Tune
    ■ Sonora Gang-B
    ■ Shout & Roar
    ■ The (Sound)Bank Robbery
    ■ In-Spire Me
    Steve and the Fake-Aoki
    ■ THives

    Band names related to genre
    ■ The Beer Can and The Toasters (D'n'B)
    ■ Ensign Clarke fix The Toasters (Industrial)
    ■ The Toasters Club (Rock'n'roll)
    ■ Toaster's Buyers (New age / Chillout)
    ■ Dr Tinnitus & Ensign Clarke (Country / Blugrass / Folk)
     
    Last edited: Aug 22, 2016
  14. mild pump milk

    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2014
    Messages:
    2,786
    Likes Received:
    2,381
    Location:
    Russia
    thanx for trax (compiled and mixed by thantrax)
     
  15. Impressive

    Impressive Guest

    "The Sex Doll Rebellion" Now that's an awesome metal band name!
    Or a pop band boy band called "ISIL", who covers One Direction songs. After all, this "band" did terrorize people with their godawful songs of gay-ass bitchy faggotizing mayhem. :hahaha:
    Then we should have something like a Dubstep DJ called "Trigger Finger Me Bunghole" who uses Trigger Finger Pro by M-Audio.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 22, 2016
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • List
  16. DarthFader

    DarthFader Audiosexual

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2014
    Messages:
    907
    Likes Received:
    768
    Location:
    Atlantis
    Necromancers Valentino Orchestra - Cold Cumfort
     
    Last edited: Aug 22, 2016
    • Like Like x 2
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • List
  17. aymat

    aymat Audiosexual

    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2015
    Messages:
    1,384
    Likes Received:
    1,538
    • Epileptic Fishermen
    • Faoki Karaoke
    • Meatflap Massive
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Winner Winner x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    • List
  18. Impressive

    Impressive Guest

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    :hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:
     
  19. Montgent

    Montgent Kapellmeister

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2014
    Messages:
    142
    Likes Received:
    70
    Location:
    Chicago
    Urethra Franklin
     
    • Funny Funny x 5
    • Like Like x 1
    • List
  20. Funk U

    Funk U Platinum Record

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2015
    Messages:
    347
    Likes Received:
    178
    --The No, No, No, No, No, No, No, Hell Yeahs!!
    --Bubble Gum and the Tongue Depressors
    --Our Mamas Named Us
    --Kit 'N Schitt
    --Real Men High Five
    --Band Names are Overrated
    --Four Guys, a Guitar, a Bass Amp, some Drums, And A Pizza Place
    --Syndrome of a Down (System of a Down tribute band)
    --The A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M ,N ,O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z Band
    --Why Didn't We Choose That Name?
    --In It for the Chicks
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • List
  21. artwerkski

    artwerkski Audiosexual

    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2016
    Messages:
    683
    Likes Received:
    544
    Location:
    Neptune
    The Nutfuckers - Untitled album
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • List
Loading...
Similar Threads - Band names wish Forum Date
Iron Maiden - Sea Of Madness (My cover and Mix/ Full Band) Mixing and Mastering Sep 11, 2024
Ultimate Vocal Remover - project abandoned?.. Software Aug 20, 2024
Upward/Downward Multiband Compression/Expansion Software Jul 12, 2024
any good multiband delay plugins? Software Jul 3, 2024
are all under 1 minute songs by popular bands, kind of dead? Lounge Jul 2, 2024
Loading...