AudioZ literally only wants one thing and it's disgusting

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  1. Majestic

    Majestic Kapellmeister

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  3. Nana Banana

    Nana Banana Producer

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    Oh La La, look at the curvy waves on that DAW... :rofl:
     
  4. superliquidsunshine

    superliquidsunshine Audiosexual

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    That's my wife in the red dress. Look her way one more time and you loose an i, your new name will be AUDOZ. That's not a threat, it's a promise.
     
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    SAiNT Administrator Staff Member phonometrograph

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    :lmao::rofl::lmao:
     
  6. m9cao

    m9cao Producer

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    they are warez sellers not audio amateur, pro audio dont need so much software but high price hardware
     
  7. Majestic

    Majestic Kapellmeister

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    Could you please reiterate? I don't understand what is it that you're trying to say.
     
  8. PROJECT MJULTRA

    PROJECT MJULTRA Ultrasonic

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    Read this comment on the sister site, p'd me off so much...Can't say what reguarding (not falcon though) as the rules state but this is a direct copy and paste...


    they deserve to be warezed , shitty plugins for insane price

    We are lucky enough as it is...Personally I just use certain plugs to have fun with. Never made a penny selling music. These people though are really getting on my nerves
     
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    I saw that one too, must not know much about anything if he thinks those are shitty.
     
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    charleskeyz Newbie

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    hey now I still want a cracked copy of Nexsus 2.2 for OSx so I can use these cool sounding .fxp banks already dammit
     
  11. Olymoon

    Olymoon Impossible is not a fact. It is an opinion. Staff Member

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    So that's great!!! Here we have a thread to throw all our dreamed releases..
    Mine iis an easy trully working Kontakt and a "for sure never bombing" uhe bundle.
    :rofl:
     
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    23322332 Producer

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    What doesn't work in current Kontakt releases?
    Btw, how does Halion6 compare to stuff like Falcon and Omni (which I find overrated and never used it while it was on my HD - good that there are places like the sister site - the good Omni marketing could have made me to buy something that I don't like at all )? I've never tried it, because it requires online connection or USB e-licenser crap to register the demo key.
     
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    ...damnit! my Serum just went down... again...
     
  14. Olymoon

    Olymoon Impossible is not a fact. It is an opinion. Staff Member

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    I read many people cant load several libraries...
    if you know a version that really work, please send me a PM.
     
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    23322332 Producer

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    Well, I don't know which version "really works", because I don't have every library out there... It is possible that what worked for me (Kontakt 5.31, 5.5,5.8 and 6 portables) doesn't load some library.
    But if something doesn't work, there are always alternatives like libraries from different developer, physically modeled instruments, even synthesis in something like Zebra etc. I view these things like tools, not like something to be collected (what's the point of filling tbs of hd space with stuff that you will never use? I have seen such guys...).
     
  16. PROJECT MJULTRA

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    I think he's one of those guys that thinks certain plugins are like a magic gloss with a one size fits all thing going on.

    He's what we in England call a 'mug'
     
  17. Majestic

    Majestic Kapellmeister

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    I've literally never encountered a single problem with 5.8.0 Portable, nor have I with 6.0.2 Portable, so far.

    As for u-he, I use:

    u-he.Zebra.v2.8.0.7325.CE - Never bombed
    u-he.Diva.v1.4.3.7325.CE - After a few months, it timebombed for like an hour maybe. During which time, I only had to duplicate the instance in order to work around it. And after the hour, or however long it was, it was working fine again. This was months ago and I haven't had a problem since. There's also a later u-he Diva v1.4.3.7422 CE which I have installed on another computer that I rarely use. No bombs.
    u-he.ColourCopy.v1.0.0.7675.CE - Has only been out for a few months, but nonetheless still working.
    u-he.Presswerk.v1.1.2.7669.CE - No problems
    u-he.Satin.v1.3.1.7414.CE- No problems
    u-he.Repro-1.v1.1.6794.CE (the one with Repro-5) - No problems
    u-he.Hive.v1.1.0.7485.rev2.CE - No problems
    u-he.Bazille.v1.1.0.3898.FIXED.HAPPY.NEW.YEAR- I don't even use this this, but I check it every now and then to see if it still works, which it does.
     
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    Olymoon Impossible is not a fact. It is an opinion. Staff Member

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    Great, thank you.
     
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    Olymoon Impossible is not a fact. It is an opinion. Staff Member

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    Thank you for your answer.
     
  20. superliquidsunshine

    superliquidsunshine Audiosexual

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    New from ClubTek Music comes the all-in-one lifesaver VST plugin today's professional producer needs to create unique, chart topping beats and tunes. We call it "MUG" (music that's unbelievably great). It adds the gloss that your fans and subscribers want in their music. Under the hood our Algerythms (patent pending) are shining up your mix until it glistens like diamonds in the noon day sun. Turn the Big Knob to the right and listen as your mix becomes more balanced with that perfect bass that the clubs demand from their top DJs and with crystal clear high end that you always wanted. Stand out from the crowd and be noticed with just one simple knob. Be all you can be and strive for greatness. You don't need rows and rows of complicated plugins to get that polished and professional sound. With MUG your dreams can come true...guaranteed.

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  21. mild pump milk

    mild pump milk Russian Milk Drunkard

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    It is interesting about uhe bundle.
    Because vr twice posted timebombing AudioThing, a lot of not properly working stuff, and yeah! They fully disarmed all u-he and the latest versions, even antibomb them from version to version. Simple as never. Simpler will be only disarming Tone2 stuff) and all iLok 2-3 stuff) and drag UADs from DSP into VST )
    VR would be most cool team) but i wonder how they worked with u-he, and still positive comments... Huh such a paradox..
     
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