If you're not vegan, you're an asshole! It's actually ironic because vegans are usually the biggest assholes themselves.
I smoke a joint sometimes so I consider myself vegan enough.

 

I've yet to meet a vegan who conforms to that image non-vegans perpetuate on the internet. The ones I met don't even bring it up outside of choosing what to eat

 

In the internet (especially sites like reddit) they appear to be more common because of how vocal they can get. Depending on where you live, you'd be more likely to encounter a non vegan that behaves the way vegans are depicted like (but even people like these aren't too common). For instance, you could have alpha-gal syndrome and they'd still go out of their way belittle you for not eating meat, even if you're a complete stranger to them.

On another topic, here is a recorder cover of Chop Suey.

 

Take her to see Dr. Lexus, he'll write her a prescription. Maybe he'll give you a couples deal.

 

That's nice, the ones I met convinced me it's a religious cult that tries to convince me I murder animals for fun because I ate a chicken nugget in front of them. They always preach how much healthier it is to only eat veggies but they all look like heroin addicts without trackmarks. Not to mention, they get tired carrying grocery bags and consider cigarettes vegan too.

I knew one vegan that didn't try to lynch me over nuggets but she ended up agreeing with how much worse her body became after her time in the veganism cult so she ended up eating meat and fish with me again and lived happily ever after.

I recommend trying real drugs if you want all the shitty health benefits because at least you'll get a high out of it.
Veganism + Sobriety = Lubeless Roughing It.

 

I'm neither vegan nor sober, but lubeless roughing it was my nickname in middle school.

 

If you're neither then you have lube.
I didn't know what that meant in middle school.
I wish I still didn't know.

 

Like this one kid that didn't know what intercourse meant, and thought it was the meal between lunch and dinner? I can't remember where I read the post, but I could imagine him telling his friends, "I have intercourse every day! Wait, you guys don't? I thought it was normal..."

But they don't know any better than him, and start misusing the word as well. Next thing you know is every kid in school doing it. Teachers would be horrified.

 

 

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a vegan guy I know got cancer, and now he got experimentally vaxxed (with human embrio tissue) And wears a mask (he increases the acidity of his blood, cancer loves that!)

 

That sounds like the whole front row of college freshmen from any campus. It's funny I actually can't tell the difference between social media and bad drug reactions anymore.

Is it TikTok or is too much meth? Or possibly the lack of meth? I don't know what the difference is anymore. If it's near a trailer park then it's a dead give away.

But what if it's in the middle of a parking lot at the mall? What then?

 

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it's everywhere. the reduction has taken some time.
we've taken dumbest to the next level.
vst in the brain hosted by a AI DAW

 

not sure if I post this on the right thread

 

 

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I'm 75% vegan... like a brown bear

 

Probably the biggest crowd that banjo's ever seen, until the only attendee died going wild from it's performance.