April Fools' Day - The best April Fools' jokes 2025

Dating app for road users

The Swiss Transport Club (VCS) is launching a new dating app for road users. The app, called "Green Date," takes personal mobility behavior into account. SUV fans no longer have to risk discovering that the other person arrived by bicycle upon first encounter, writes the VCS.

New Shoes for the Swiss Crew

Swiss airline is introducing a new shoe on April 1st. It writes: "The shoe with extendable wheels allows its employees to move more quickly between aircraft and within the airport. In the office, travel time from meeting to meeting is also more than halved."

The company writes that the new shoe has already been extensively tested. "After passing the slalom challenge and the successful braking test at Gate B44, the SWISS Crew Shoe received the official 'license to roll.'"

 

look in your pants for the APril Fool's joke...

(traditional American Humour between friends on this hallowed holiday tradition)

 

nap in a box, and with optional zipper bag doubles as a coffin for those who die commuting...

 

Spectrasonics will release tomorrow RhythmSpheres,the long awaited new version/upgrade of Stylus RMX,you heard it here first!

 

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In a recent discussion over the easter bunny, the global marketing and politically correct societies decided that the easter bunny was unfairly ignoring the true source of eggs, and that all eggs sold at easter must be real, uncooked eggs.

 

in a related story, playboy bunnies are protesting the fact that many men are confusing them for the cadbury bunny.

 

Fire The Cable

For decades, audio pros and cable cultists have argued passionately about one thing:
“That cable just sounds… better.”
Is it the copper purity? The molecular alignment? The quantum energy field of your wallet slowly emptying?

Why Fire the cable?

Finally, something that won’t break (or break the bank). Real cables wear out, you know. And because we can also model cables. So we did. You're welcome.

Uh, don't have time to edit? We've got it covered. Fire The Cable features four carefully crafted presets designed to instantly shape your signal with the kind of subtle cable coloration that only the most elite golden ears can hear

Here's what you'll find:

- Analog vortex emulation: wraps your audio in a vortex of vintage warmth, interwoven with tonal nostalgia. Inspired by that cable that some swear makes their mixes “more 3D.”

- Quantum harmonic shaper: designed using advanced marketing physics. Perfect for unlocking that “extra 2%” in your mix you didn't know you had. Warning: may cause complacency.

- Redshift tone matrix: shifts tone to imaginary spectral planes. Ideal for producers who describe sound with words like “emotional haze” and “dimensional bite.”

- Dynamic nullifier XL: removes all cable coloration so you can pretend to “hear the difference” when you go back. Comes with a built-in existential doubt.

Source: www.acustica-audio.com/pages/fire-the-cable

 

In Ear Monitors For Your Dog
false Sensaphonics unleashes custom K9MAX IEMs 01/04/25



Sensaphonics, the industry leader in high-fidelity in-ear monitoring solutions has introduced the Custom K9MAX IEMs, the latest in in-ear monitors designed exclusively for dogs. They say that, engineered to accommodate the extraordinary auditory range of canines, the K9MAX ensures that man's best friend never misses a single note, bark, or rustling snack wrapper. Here's more details in their own words...

With an extended frequency response of 40-60,000 Hz, these IEMs are designed to deliver pristine sound quality tailored to the superior hearing of dogs. Whether they're enjoying their favorite tunes or keeping tabs on ultrasonic squirrel chatter, the K9MAX provides an unparalleled listening experience.

Features Designed for Paws and Play

• Patented Signature Silicone Material – Not only does our ultra-soft silicone ensure supreme comfort, but it also doubles as a chew toy when not in use.
• Secure Collar Clips – Easily attach cables to a collar for loss prevention, ensuring your pup's prized possession doesn't become backyard treasure.
• Customizable Style – Available in solid black, solid white, or black/white swirl to match any fur coat.
• Scent Options for Personalization – Choose from Bacon, Slippers, Mystery Patch of Grass, or Owner (You!) for a fully immersive sensory experience.

Perfect Seal? Test It with the OFFICIAL K9MAX Playlist!
For the ultimate fit check, we've curated a K9-approved playlist to ensure maximum comfort and audio fidelity:

Evaluation Songs:

• Black Dog – Led Zeppelin
• Dog Days Are Over – Florence + The Machine
• Hound Dog – Elvis Presley
• Hey Bulldog – The Beatles
• Who Let the Dogs Out – Baha Men
• Stray Cat Strut – Stray Cats
• I Want To Be Your Dog – The Stooges
• Howlin' For You -- the Black Keys
• Bark at the Moon -- Ozzy Osbourne
• Bad to the Bone -- George Thorogood & The Destroyers

Artists That Speak to the Wild Side:

• Three Dog Night
• Snoop Dogg
• Wolfmother
• Steppenwolf
• Cat Stevens (for the feline-curious!)
• Others include: The Animals, Eagles, Def Leppard, Gorillaz, Scorpions, Band of Horses, Whitesnake, Black Crows, A Flock Of Seagulls, Adam & The Ants, Arctic Monkeys, Modest Mouse, Seal, Phish, The Turtles, Buffalo Springfield and even Blue Öyster Cult for genre-crossing pups.

The Sensaphonics K9MAX IEMs are the next frontier in high-fidelity listening, proving that premium audio isn't just for humans anymore. Whether your dog is a lounge-listening lapdog or a rock-and-roll retriever, the K9MAX delivers bark-worthy sound quality.

"With the K9MAX, we're not just improving sound--we're strengthening the bond between humans and their canine companions through the power of high-fidelity audio. Whether it's vibing to their favorite tunes or decoding the mysteries of ultrasonic squirrel gossip, your dog will finally hear the world as it was meant to be heard. After all, why should humans have all the fun?" stated a Sensaphonics spokesperson.

Coming Soon--Sensaphonics K9MAX RumblePlugz – designed to protect man's best friend's hearing during severe thunderstorms and fireworks.

Availability
The Sensaphonics K9MAX IEMs are available immediately for custom fitting appointments and are competitively priced at $4120.25 MSASPCA.
More information: Sensaphonics

 

Not a joke apparently OMG I can't

 

didnt you listen Xupito, you gotta give her the benefit of the doubt and give her some time to get better! lmao.

i know the dislike button should be used for the post not the video but its SOOO BAD i couldn't help. this channel is great for terrible music

 

still think the best is Arturia inventing a new compression scheme called "Neutron Star" that packs data so densely, that the V Collection 11, will be released on a single, single sided floppy disk, just in time for a 1$ dollar black friday sale in November 2025.

 

it sounds soooooooooooooo much better than "Holy Shit", which just distorted no matter which knob you pulled, including your own....

 

it's all good pal

The dislike button is underused actually, if at all present. Though considering how things are in big social networks I understand it.

OMG so cringe !!![/QUOTE]