Anyone Drop Me 8 Pounds? I Will Send Nudes

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  1. Margaret

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    I know this is silly but I don't have bank account right now and I don't think I will have it soon.
    I need this Windows 32-bit app which cost 8 pounds.
    Someone can buy it and send me? This is just portable. Without serial.
    https://errozero.gumroad.com/l/EsYoz
    In exchange I can make some graphic stuff, fix photo, edit clip, design logo, sing like Madonna, send nudes or something.

     
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  3. Sinus Well

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    Here, ma'am. I dropped 8 pounds for you. Use it wisely.

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  4. Djord Emer

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    You want me to see your nude pics?? That will be 8 pounds for each pic
     
  5. J Frank Badass

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    no bueno
     
  6. stopped

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    I have no issue with your ask, but it's just a rebirth clone that does not seem better than the original so why not just download rebirth (or get abl & nepheton/drumazon which are way better)
     
  7. Pinkman

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    phoscyon2 for the acid
     
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    Weird.
     
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    Please choose sections more thoughtfully. there's a Humor section. we're serious people here.
    topic moved.
     
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    The Web based version version is free to use.
     
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    I have become aroused.
     
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    They pay good money for clownussy and clownitties on OnlyJuggalos.com
     
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    maybe we could set up a gofundme, as curious that i am to the nudes i aint gonna give up 8 pounds of my overweight, it was a lot of work and took me several years.
     
  14. Margaret

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    I also have overweight which was many years of hard work but even if I want I can't use it because in my country we have kilograms :(
     
  15. statik

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    metric rules, imperial drools!
     
  16. Margaret

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    This try was worth 8 pounds shot straight into my nipple baby! :dj:
    Actually there was a member crazy enough to do this :crazy:

    But he deserves to have functioning eyes so I will spare him view of my nudes [​IMG]
     
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