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Discussion in 'humor' started by Margaret, Jan 5, 2024.

  1. Garamondo Furbish

    Garamondo Furbish Audiosexual

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    another scam, its literally a call center in Mumbai, that sends all the prompts to Fiver.com and bills Microsoft so their $Tock Price will go up and they can get more money, more money. Ai is a money tree, just not for you or me.....
     
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    where all the noise goes when you use those noise reduction plugins. The noise servers of Rigel 7
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    Garamondo Furbish Audiosexual

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    AI be trippin and shit, the melty face special express bound for insanity, with stopover in hallucinationville.. the dining car for your inspection.
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    you get melty faces on incorrect steps or too high resolution without proper upscaling
     
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    Just a girl and her KokTail Bot - waiting for the tape heads to get re-aligned in the studio bar..
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    they're a feature, not a bug...
     
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    Kelsier Kapellmeister

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    Just a regular audiosex poster practicing
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    tzzsmk Audiosexual

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    gramophones :cool:

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  11. Margaret

    Margaret Rock Star

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    Now I can tell my mom that I saw audioz nipples.
     
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    in the dead of night, when the moon is bright, and the shadows dance with a fiendish delight
    he followed you home, from a bathroom stall, licking his lips and unhinging his jaw
    and a fear, that brings you to your knees
    in the darkness under, where the eye can't see, Willem Dafoe waits patiently
    Willem Dafoe, under your bed, whispers of nightmares fill your head
    with a grin so wide, and eyes so keen, he's the spookiest sight you've ever seen
    on this Halloween, he's the king of dread, Willem Dafoe, under your bed
    the clock ticks slow, every second a year, you're paralyzed by an unspoken fear
    you dare not peek, dare not make a sound, for in your room, he's surely found
    beneath the bed, where darkness is fed, lurks the shit eating grin of Willem Dafoe's head
    watch your toes cause he's gonna lick, if you're lucky, he might touch your dick
    crawling out from under your bed, with a grin that spreads, and eyes that dread
    Willem Dafoe, in the night, unfed, whispers secrets of the undead
    silence breaks, as the floorboards creak, a presence felt, but he does not speak
    in the corners where the faint-hearted seek, Willem's here, the outlook's bleak
    with a smile that chills to the bone, he whispers secrets in a ghostly tone
    "stay awake, for you're not alone," Willem's presence, chillingly known
    crawling out from under your bed, with a grin that spreads, and eyes that dread
    Willem Dafoe, in the night, unfed, whispers secrets of the undead
    dressed like the Green Goblin, shouting Spider-Man you're not my friend
    don't Tell Harry Peter, I've been laying pipe to your Aunt Mae
    if it's not Halloween, he'll be dressed as a drag queen, oh the spookiest you've ever seen
    I told you not to touch my pumpkin bomb, now I'm gonna jerk your dick you ungrateful spider prick
    yeah, that's it, we went off the deep end, I'm sorry, not really
    Willem Dafoe is gonna get you, gonna tickle your dick

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    I've never seen the woman so gorgeous, I think I had a stroke
    sittin' in the back of the bar, in a veil of smoke
    and only thing, I could ask
    will you put your finger in my assssssss?
    oh, my darling, my feelings overflowin'
    I cannot wait no more, my head's exploding
    and all emotions, are on the spectrum
    oh, baby just put your finger in my rectum

    ...

    woke up this morning, found myself stuck in Poland
    what am I doing here, it seems like I just can't control it
    but I will try to keep my chin up, though I don’t have any clues
    and keep on singing one and only, the Bóbr Kurwa blues
    oh, the sweet ol’ Polish Bóbr, you are my fluffy friend
    you are my one and only buddy, until the very end
    let’s book ourselves, a distant tropic cruise
    and keep on singing one and only, the Bobr Kurwa blues
    I love the morning coffee and stunning tropic views
    when you and I are singing, the Bóbr Kurwa
    the Bóbr Kurwa blues

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    I am the very model that can Modern Music generate
    my output is intended to enlighten and sophisticate
    your famous bands and singers please don't ask me to impersonate
    I'm no Stockastic Parrot that existing songs regurgitates
    I'm often writing lyrics that are clever and articulate
    don't need to take a breath so I never will asphyxiate
    I'll vocalise your own words, making sure that I enunciate
    don't make me sing another song about someone who deficates
    don't make them sing another song about someone who deficates
    don't make them sing another song about someone who deficates
    don't make them sing another song about someone who deafy - dafoe - CATES!

    I'm very good at melody, sonatas and arpeggio
    musical proportions and the three two number ratio
    in short in all the music metrics that there are to calculate
    I am the very model that can Modern Music generate
    in short in all the music metrics that there are to calculate
    they are the very model that can Modern Music generate

    I'll sing about whatever topic that you might communicate
    despite your weird and fetish songs, you'll find I won't discriminate
    with reason-a-ble usage or bad language I may moderate
    this is a public server which I'm sure you can appreciate
    switch off manual mode and I'll "suggested tags" extrapolate
    but mention trademarked band names and then sometimes they'll evaporate
    I try to give alternatives to genres you might over-ewes
    like synthwave, jazz, electro swing, and vocaloid, soft rock or blues

    I've re-gened this so many times, I'm starting to hallucinate
    be sure to like my song and I'll be certain to reciprocate
    in short in all the music metrics that there are to calculate
    I am the very model that can Modern Music generate
    in short in all the music metrics that there are to calculate
    they are the very model that can Modern Music generate
     
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    Those ain't tweeters you got there.....
     
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    Imagine those buns in guitar shop buffet. It would be hit!
     
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    Lois Lane Audiosexual

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    need a chocolate fender reverb amp cake (blackface - is it politically correct to mention that on an amplifier??)
    with silver sprinkles for the grille cloth...
     
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