7 composers for a single letter

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  1. Ryck

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    It took 7 composers to write one of the most complex lyrics in history.:rofl::bleh:

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    translation:

    Bum, go, go
    Bum, go, go
    Bum, go ,go
    Bum bum, go, go

    Bum, go, go
    Bum, go, go
    Bum, go ,go
    Bum bum, go, go

    Bum, go, go
    Bum, go, go
    Bum, go ,go
    Bum bum, go, go

    Bum, go, go
    Bum, go, go
    Bum, go ,go
    Bum bum, go, go

    I'm Reykon The Leader, hey, hey
    That you will not forget
    With Maite Perroni

    Bum, go, go
    Bum, go, go
    Bum, go ,go
    Bum bum, go, go
     
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  3. Olaf

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    Composers don't write lyrics, they compose music.
     
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    You're right but I'm pretty sure Maite Perroni did write at least a line.
     
  5. Ryck

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    Who said that? There are thousands of artists who compose music and write their lyrics
     
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    Yes, but they are not credited as "composers" in these cases. Your joke (Yes, I know...) doesn't really work this way.

    You should've taken at least a version with "Written by". This would make more sense. But cut off the other lyrics above this part or else it won't be that funny.
     
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    While still not quite an opera by Verdi, the full lyrics are more substantial. Not that I understand a word of it, nor do I like the song.

    Escucha, mi amor
    No sé si lo sientes
    Me sube un calor
    Que eso está caliente
    Como una pimienta que arde en la boca
    Como malagueta
    La forma que me tocas
    Porque si tú sabes cómo usar mi boca
    Ya te darás cuenta todo lo que provocas
    Quiero un beso
    Dame, dame
    Más de eso
    Bien tú sabes
    Nunca pares
    Nunca pares
    Bum, dale dale
    Bum, dale dale
    Bum, dale dale
    Bum, dale dale
    Bum, dale dale
    Bum bum, dale, dale
    Yo tengo lo tuyo así que ven, ven
    Par de tequilitas mami ven, ven
    Si hablas de picante
    Más vale que aguantes
    A la hora Maite que te
    No dijo que no
    Y yo lo noté
    Con una mirada toda la ropa le quité
    No puso problemas cuando yo la morbosée
    Y le gustó lo que le hice
    No dijo que no
    Y yo lo noté (Yo lo noté)
    Con una mirada toda la ropa le quité (Le quité)
    No puso problemas cuando yo la morbosée
    Entonces bum bum, dale dale
    Es lo que tú quieres
    Quiero un beso
    Dame, dame
    Más de eso
    Bien tú sabes
     
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    I know, just its a joke
     
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    Your misunderstanding is that "compositores" can mean both composers and songwriters as apparently there is no direct translation of songwriter:

    Screenshot 2022-07-03 composer.png

    Screenshot 2022-07-03 songwriter.png
     
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    U said


    And this is wrong. Since a composer can write the music and also the lyrics, as WebHead told you "I'm pretty sure Maite Perroni wrote at least one line" It is the same as saying that someone who draws cannot color a picture.
     
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    It's not about capabilities. Just because a lot of composers drive a car, a driver is not the same as a composer. :no:
    A composer writes music. A songwriter writes lyrics (and maybe the music too). Both are compositores in Spanish. However, it doesn't work the other way around, because a song is a musical composition, but a musical composition is not necessarily a song.
     
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    One guy(?... for the sake of argument) wrote the song in 10 minutes. A couple guys might be producers. One is very likely a lawyer. The rest could be anything from gay lovers to his drug dealer. It's just about getting a cut of the publishing and making some coin, that's it.
     
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    a composer can write the music and the lyrics. I think that here in this music site we all know them. I don't understand why you cling to a definition. when all of us musicians know this well.

    So suppose I now call these "composers" and tell them

    Hello, am I talking to Maite Perroni?

    yes with speech

    Ah, I would like to know who wrote the lyrics so that they can write a letter for me.

    Then he tells me: "I wrote it."

    so i say it
    "Oh no no, I'm sorry, but here Mr. Olaf tells me that you are a composer and you did not write the lyrics.

    Then he will tell me, "No hey, we composed the lyrics and the music"

    So I tell him, you're not wrong, you're a composer, you're not a writer, but ask Olaf.
     
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    Your suggestion might improve the joke for some few pedants but for the rest of us....meh :rofl:
     
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    At least in my country, the copyright law states that "autor" is the writer of the lyrics and "compositor" is the one that creates the melody. The thing is that other roles in the making of a song are not really covered by the copyright law in my country, so it's common practice to just split the cake in equal parts by giving everyone the same composing credit.
     
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    Yes, it's the same here, register the music and the lyrics. You can do it digitally or in writing.

    But that does not mean that the composer cannot or has not written a letter.

    But anyway.
    This is a meme, a joke. That's why I put it on "Humor."
    Memes and jokes are not characterized by being completely realistic.

    It's like if you tell me a joke and tell me... Once upon a time there was a cat that flew and played the guitar.

    And I tell you, no cats don't come back or play the guitar.

    I think making that kind of clarification in a joke is from a bitter person. If you don't like the joke, skip it.
     
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    Serious composers do not ever write lyrics. Mozart exclusively used writers and poets for writing librettos for his operas or concert arias.
    In modern times Theodorakis and Hatzidakis used the best poets of their country, or Lorca, etc.
    Arnold Schönberg tried to write lyrics for some of his vocal works and was ridiculed by critics and public.
     
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    This is very subjective. It is a very own concept. I know a lot of great artists who are just as good at making music as they are at writing their lyrics.
     
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    I have rarely read such nonsense here!

    First of that would need to define what a "Serious composer(s)" is.
    (Is Mozart a serious composer by your definition? Than read the sppoiler text at the end and your definition is falsified).

    Also, it is rather narrow-minded to look at a)historical or b)geographically limited, e.g. eurocentric examples hundereds of years in the past.
    In fact, even an Asian or African composer you don't even know can be a "serious composer." although you might not be able to understand his art.
    And even before the times of Europes classic composers there were "seriuos composers" all over the world. And they had to write the text to their works by necessity, because a musical activity based on the division of labor, as you describe it from Mozart, simply did not exist yet.

    This is as much nonsense as claiming that Shakespeare was not a serious author because he occasionally helped to build the stage set.

    Mozart führte zeitweilig einen intensiven Briefwechsel mit seiner Cousine. Die Texte waren häufig anzüglich und Mozart hat sie teilweise zu Kanons verarbeitet.
    Hier ein Auszug aus dem Wikipedia Eintrag (österreichsich)
    "Es gibt aber auch Kanons mit zum Teil recht derbem Inhalt, der an Mozarts Bäsle-Briefe erinnert, die er an seine Cousine Maria Anna Thekla Mozart schrieb. In vielen Liederbüchern ist der originale Text durch einen neuen, „entschärften“ ersetzt. So zum Beispiel:
     
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    A composer is one who writes music. A lyricist is one writes lyrics.

    It's just the way it is in the English language at least. Here is an example of a composer and the lyricists of my favorite opera.

    La bohème (/ˌlɑː boʊˈɛm/;[1] Italian: [la boˈɛm]) is an opera in four acts,[N 1] composed by Giacomo Puccini between 1893 and 1895 to an Italian libretto by Luigi Illica and Giuseppe Giacosa.

    See!
     
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