True. Except for @Notorious Green The poor ol' sod is really trying every way to get hard. Looks like he needs a hand. Volunteers? Nah? Thought not.
Other than going down the Kontakt rabbit hole, I kinda like the sound of SWAM engine Flutes (x64 for PC). It's similar to Chromaphone in that it's...
Try Chromaphone 2 vsti by Applied Acoustics Systems. Pick the 1st Marimba preset from the instrument's library, turn on the chorus effect and...
I have always stuck to the advice of old Tarquin Traqtour from the local vegetable farm. "When ye carrot be too narrow And the cucumber's too...
Damn you, Omnisphere! As the lead vocalist for the world's biggest Rap crew I was doing super great with the bitches until the day that I fatally...
By jingo! The U47 inserted up the orifice to stop the birth control pill falling out actually works. It is much better than that nasty gaffer...
Dear Ass Krakken. Last week, I decided to go on the contraceptive pill. However, every time I cough it falls out. Is there a remedy other than...
:bow: Glad to be of service, @The Pirate :rofl:
[IMG] Hello, sailor. Do ye fancy a grim time?
No-one in my social circle and local community has Covid-19. However, all of the supermarkets and stores within a 2 mile radius of my crib are...
Phew! What a relief. When I take off my clothes and the girl points at the... erm... naughty bits, laughs and says "You must be joking!", I don't...
Never permit so-called "Certified Micsrosoft Engineer" remote access your rig. When such sacmmers SysKey your 'puter, you are stuffed. [MEDIA]
Reminds me of this satirical piece, posted on YooToob a couple of years ago. Cryptocurrencies... [MEDIA] In a hurry? Skip to 15:00.
As the rules don't specify a duration, I should like to hear a bunch of sweepers, fills or segments suitable for use as a signature tune, a promo,...
Whale oil beef hooked. Well done, @( . ) ( . ) !
I think a picture is worth a thousand words: [attrib. Frederick R. Barnard] [IMG]
I asked my wife if she liked chicken. She said, "Yes. I love it." So, when I followed up with "Suck on this. It's fowl," I was a little surprised...
Hmmm... as thermal insulation for the walls and ceilings of his crib, the job is a good 'un. As an acoustic treatment, it's not so great. But at...
Also try a touch of Ocarina rather than flute; e,g. Ventus Ocarina, or Embertone Ocarina. They'll give you more of a whistle tone.
Take my money. I want to forget all about magical automatic Mastering plugins and simply Pick 'n' Mix.
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