I read "I HAVE SMALL PENIS". You might just want to record your synths in your DAW and be done with it.
All audio interfaces have noise-floors. Some higher than others (including the M-Audio brand). ;)
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Edit: Sorry. I gave one answer, but re-read your text and saw that you had already tried it. So...here's another suggestion: Have you tried a...
Musicians (like myself) usually play to click (metronome), if that's what you are asking. No warping/flexing needed then, if the musician is good...
Is there a "chill and merge" button for the mods and admins?
Large diaphragm condenser mic (with lowcut), with pop killer helps. Good preamp, good (dead) room/vocal booth and good compressor helps. Some...
Of course they are "loosing punch". You are attenuating the center/mono/mids (as in M in M/S). This means kick, bass, snare, vocals, etc....
Minor key. Sparse arrangement. Scooped out mids.
Sounds like a mix of down-sampling, flutter, wow, saturation and lowpass. I like the FFT smearing in the first one. I find the "bad mp3 codec...
Cymbals (hi-hats, crashes, splashes, rides, chinas, etc) all have natural overtones. You really don't need to "re-create" them. If you still need...
The Resonic Player is still free though. Try it! For being free, you get alot! https://resonic.at/download
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I use neither, as I mainly use Vember Shortcircuit2. But both are great if you know/enjoy them.
I think you got it wrong – I didn't make this sample. I just took it from my sample library, because it's basically the same snare as in the OP...
-32 cents (432Hz vs. 440Hz). 32% of a semitone. Everything is relative. Stick to A440.
You could try comb filter (i.e., a very very short delay). Try messing with time (=comb sweep) and feedback amount (=amount of comb cut) to get it...
Drumatic 4 (or 3) would be a great start! I don't have any experience with KickR or Chromaphone. Other tools could be uTonic/Microtonic VSTi from...
I would go for a tuned SDS5 snare and some gated reverb and be done with it. But when designing snares like this you can get quite far with...
I like chocolate. :) You are welcome! Naw, I just used chorus to make it wider and more spatial (and more interesting to listen to).
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